"This Ain't No Game, It's A Live-Action Thrill Ride!" |
Year of Release: 1993 Directed by: Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel Running Time: Approx. 104 minutes Rating: PG Listing on the A.K.A. Page: Nope! A Second Opinion: The Mutant Reviewers From Hell Buy it on VHS at: Amazon.com or Movies Unlimited.com. My Rating: |
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Luigi Mario- John Leguizamo! Mario's brother and plumbing apprentice. He always follows his gut feeling yielding poor results most of the time (especially when it comes to driving). Helps Mario save "Dinohattan" and the world from Koopa!
Princess Daisy- Samantha Mathis! Rightful heir to her father's throne. Only she can replace the missing piece of a meteorite (the one that wiped out the dinosaurs) which will merge our Earthly dimension to that of the ... dino-people.
King Koopa- Dennis Hopper! Evil ruffle-haired tyrant of "Dinohattan." He plans on entering the dimension full of "mammals" in hopes of conquering it by de-evolving all the humans on Earth into apes! His evil plans are foiled by Luigi and Mario, who turn him into a puddle of primordial goo with the aid of de-evolution guns.
Lena- Koopa's second in command. She becomes jealous of Princess Daisy and tries to merge the two dimensions. She succeeds only to become fossilized.
Iggy and Spike- Fisher Stevens and Richard Edson! Koopa's two bumbling cousins/henchmen. He evolves them into smarter beings to try and capture the Mario brothers. Instead they join forces with the two plumbers to overthrow Koopa. Be sure to watch after the end credits, because Iggy and Spike are offered a video game of their adventure by two Japanese businessmen!
Daniella- Mario's girlfriend. She was kidnapped earlier on in the film along with a handful of other Brooklyn babes. She's rescued by her man in red.
Toad- A street performer who sings negative songs about Koopa. For this unlawful act, he's turned into a Goomba!
Big Bertha- Corpulent bouncer of the Boom Boom Bar in "Dinohattan." After being wooed by Mario, she helps him out in a couple tough situations.
Scapelli- The Mario brothers' main plumbing competitor. He's turned into a chimpanzee by King Koopa.
The King- Lance Henriksen! He was Koopa's first victim of de-evolution. The King was turned into fungus which then spread across the entire city of Dinohattan. In his fungal form he rescues Luigi and Mario on a number of occasions. He is turned back to normal at the film's end.
The Goombas- De-evolved citizens of "Dino-hattan" that mindlessly serve King Koopa. They're probably the most ineffective henchmen/soldiers that I've ever seen!
Luigi: "If you touch her, I'll kill you!"
Koopa: "I'll meet you in the playground after school."
Luigi: "Man, she sure makes an impression."
Mario: "See ya later alligator!"
Japanese Businessman 1: "I must say, we have a very exciting proposal."
Japanese Businessman 2: "A video game based on your many adventures."
Japanese Businessman 1: "What would you call it?"
Iggy: "Iggy's World."
Spike: "Indomitable Spike."
Iggy and Spike: "The Supa' Koopa Cousins!"