"They came, they saw, they scratched the paint!" |
Space Specks (2002) Directed by: Rick Dunbar Approx. Running Time: 86 minutes Rated: Not Rated Listing on the A.K.A. Page: N/A A Second Opinion: The Monkeyhouse Lounge Visit the Official Site: Dunbar Productions Buy it on DVD at: Dunbar Productions My Rating: |
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Captain Timothy Ryan - The new and level-headed captain of the Challenger. Due to his expert leadership, he and his crew manage to complete their mission and set up friendly communications with the Specks.
Commander Max Grant - Captain Ryan's 1st Officer and second in command on the Challenger. He's hell bent on completing the mission in order to maintain the safety and health of his sister. He soon becomes enamored with ...
Ensign Sara Starr - The (very cute) helmsman of the Challenger. She strictly follows the rules, does everything by the book, and refuses to fraternize with any of her fellow crew members. Luckily for Max, Sara has a change of heart concerning her ban on fraternizing. (Lucky bastard!)
Lieutenant Katie Covell - The resident telepath on the ship who takes a special drug in order to read people's minds. Unfortunately the drug has the side effect of completely and utterly arousing Katie.
Ensign Andy Luna47 - The ship's loveable and goofy android. Andy's always kissing up to Captain Ryan in order to ensure that he isn't replaced with a Remington 1000 model android. And though he refuses to admit it, Andy yearns to be more human, despite the emotional baggage.
Lieutenant Tuk - A fierce warrior from a double gravity planet; now the weapons operator on the Challenger. She finds it quite funny that the tiny Specks are so brave and reckless.
Doctor Cynthia Jones and Lt. Commander Barry Glover - The ship's medical doctor and chief engineer respectively.
The Rafi - A war hungry race of aliens that come running once they hear of Captain Timothy Ryan's surrender to a new alien civilization. They have a good laugh when they learn that Ryan has in fact surrendered to the Specks.
The Specks - Incredibly small alien beings that hamper the completion of the Challenger's medical mission. Though they believe they are far superior and cannot possibly be bested by the much larger ship, they eventually learn the exact opposite. You guys are called Specks for a reason!
When I first received Space Specks in the mail,
I was almost certain that I would hate it. I'm not really big on Star Trek
in general (though in recent years I've begun to really enjoy the original Trek series),
and what we have here is movie made by a Star Trek fan, for Star Trek fans.
It seemed doomed from the start! Thankfully, Rick Dunbar managed to prove me wrong because
Space Specks is a very fun sci-fi flick.
When a deadly viral outbreak occurs at a distant star system, the USS Challenger is sent in
with a vaccine. Aboard the ship we have the newly appointed Captain, Timothy Ryan, his trusty
First Officer, Max Grant, helmsman Sara Starr, the chemically telepathic Katie Covell, Andy Luna47, the
ship's android, and weapons operator Tuk. The daring crew of the Challenger is well on their way
with the vaccine when they are contacted by Admiral Morgan. Apparently contact was lost with a
planetary outpost on the fringe of the galaxy. Since the Challenger is the fastest ship in the
fleet, they are ordered to go there and remedy the situation.
Once they arrive they find that one of the planets satellites is merely out of place. With the
use of tractor beams, the satellite is correctly positioned. So now the crew of the Challenger
can complete their mission and return home now right? Wrong! Andy Luna47 (henceforth known as
Andy) notices brief temperature fluctuations on the hull. After scanning with the ship's computers,
he discovers that a tiny (1 centimeter!) ship is blasting away at the Challenger. Attempts to
move away from the tiny vessel fail, especially when it magnetically attaches itself to the craft.
Several attempts are made to drive the miniature attackers off, but they still cling on (wonder
if they're familiar with the Klingons! Woohoo! Bad Star Trek joke!).
Communication with the small beings on the ship also proves to be entirely useless. The aliens
are representatives from the Speck Empire, and continuously demand surrender from Captain Timothy
Ryan. Eventually Ryan does submit to the Specks in order to continue with the Challenger's original
mission and to stop the Specks from killing themselves. (The little buggers were about to ram
the Challenger with their damn near microscopic ship!) Ryan tricks the Specks into going to the planet below and then takes the
Challenger to its original destination. Moments before they finally deliver the vaccine, they receive
a garbled message from Admiral Morgan, concerning the outpost they had visited earlier.
Captain Ryan and his crew soon arrive on the scene and discover a Rafi warship orbiting the planet.
Just when it seems that a battle will break out, the Rafi stand down and demand to know who Ryan had surrendered to.
They soon depart, laughing all the way when they learn that Captain Ryan had succumbed to
the Specks. With the Rafi taken care of, Captain Ryan turns his attention to the Specks. Apparently
the lilliputian aliens have decided to try and ram their ship into the Challenger again. The Specks harmlessly bounce
off of the ship's shields and for the first time ever, claim defeat. At the end, just as everything
seems to be fully worked out, a more advanced Specks ship arrives and begins blasting the paint
off of the Challenger's hull. Doh! Here we go again!
Now, this isn't the full description of the film's proceedings as there is a lot happening
on the Challenger in between and during each mission. Herein lies the film's main strength.
Since writer/producer/director Rick Dunbar didn't have a lot of money for fancy effects (though
the computer effects used in the film are quite impressive), he relies on character development
to keep things moving. While Captain Timothy Ryan (Tom Sellwood) is a bit two-dimensional, all of the other
characters are fleshed out quite well. Andy Luna47 (Lou Zammichieli) is a highly emotional android who is terrified
of being replaced with a newer model. Because of this, he's constantly trying to impress Captain
Ryan. Andy also begins to have feelings for Lt. Katie Covell (Clio Berney) as the film progresses.
Katie as you may recall gets highly aroused when using her "psychic drug." During one of her
"episodes," she makes a pass at Andy. This leads to a humorous scene in which Andy asks sexual
advice from Captain Ryan. Another romance begins on the ship between Max Grant (Greg Salomone)
and Sara Starr (the beautiful Krista Welter). Max is a dedicated First Officer, fully intent on
getting the much needed vaccine to its destination because he has more at stake than the others.
His sister is living on the infected planet and is in danger of catching the highly contagious
disease. In the meantime though Max tries to catch the eye of Sara Starr. Sara is committed to her
career and refuses to "fraternize with a fellow crew member." Of course by the end of the film
she gives in and gets a little more friendly with Max.
All in all, I enjoyed Space Specks quite a bit and commend Rick Dunbar on a job well done.
With limited funds he managed to build decent sets (in his mother's garage no less), find some
capable actors, and garner some commendable CGI animation. Unfortunately, the film has one major
problem: it's pacing. Space Specks was derived from a spec script for Star Trek.
You have to figure that the Trek script was for a forty-five minute episode, which meant
that Rick would have to beef it up in order to turn it into a feature-length film. This results
in a lot of padding that merely increases the film's running time. If the movie was cut a bit
shorter, I think it would run a lot better, but that's just my opinion. Thankfully, the majority
of the cast delivers good performances (most notably Lou Zammichieli and Tom Sellwood), which
helps a lot during the movie's slow spots.
It's been roughly two years since I last spoke with Rick Dunbar. The last I heard, he was sending
Space Specks to several film festivals and conventions, and starting work on a new movie.
His new film was supposed to be Murphy's Laws, The Movie, in which a teenager desperately tries to
gain the notice of the girl he loves. Naturally everything that can go wrong for him, does.
According to his website, Rick has halted the production indefinitely, due to lack of funding.
Currently Rick is trying to start up production on a new film entitled Bottled Genie.
This tale revolves around "an alcoholic genie with an attitude problem!" Here's hoping that
Rick gets this movie made, it sounds hilarious!
Andy: "Exactly how does one french kiss?"
Captain Ryan: "Why do you want to know?"
Andy: "In case I need to do it."
Captain Ryan: "You mean with a woman?"
Andy: "Yes."
Captain Ryan: "Which woman?"
Andy: "I'm sorry Captain, I do not kiss and yell."
Lt. Covell: "The drug I take to read people's minds, it has... certain side effects."
Andy: "What sort of side effects?"
Lt. Covell: "To put it bluntly, it makes me horny."
Andy: "Horny... like a deer?"
(Reviewer's Note: No Andy... horny like a rabbit in heat!)
Captain Ryan: "We do not greet new races by killing them!"
(Reviewer's Note: Maybe you don't, but the rest of humanity sure does!)