"It's A Scream!" |
Year of Release: 2000 Directed by: John Blanchard Running Time: Approx. 86 minutes Rating: R Listing on the A.K.A. Page: YES! Click here! A Second Opinion: The B-Hive Buy it on DVD at: Amazon.com or Movies Unlimited.com. My Rating: |
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Doughy Prime Suspect- Tom Arnold! Named after his father (who was a baker), Doughy is a mall security guard, hot on the trail of the Killer. Stops his evil twin cousin's murdering spree.
Hagatha Utslay- Tiffany Amber Thiessen! An EMP-TV reporter (Hehehehe.) who's covering the story of the recent high school murders in the area. She and Doughy begin a blossoming love relationship, but in the end she leaves him for a pizza delivery guy. (If you haven't yet noticed her last name is pig latin for "slut!")
Dawson- New kid at Bulemia High. He and Martina fall in love by the end of the film. He also helps bring the Killer to justice.
Boner- "It's pronounced, Bonner!"(Hehehehe.) He's a really horny little guy who finally loses his virginity to a nurse at the film's end. He apparently dies of a heart attack, but is saved due to an overdose of VIAGRA.
Barbara- A complete slut, diagnosed with Syphillis, Gonorrea, Clamidia, Crabs, and Herpes. After escaping the killer time and time again, she gets stung by a bee and dies from an allergic reaction.
Slab- Complete moron, who happens to be illiterate. He takes a massive dose of steroids which causes his head to explode.
Martina- Supposedly a lesbian but it turns out she's just a little more masculine than most other girls. She beats up the Killer, saves Dawson, and the two love birds live happily ever after... I think.
Principal Interest- Coolio! The Administrator Formerly known as PRINCIPAL! Hehehehehe. He ends up falling into a hot tub with a lamp.
The Killer- Self explanatory! He originally donned a hockey mask but it caught fire and melted into the ghost mask from "Scream." Hehehehe. He fails to knock off anyone, and shakes his head in dismay whenever a character ends up stupidly killing themselves. Apparently stalking is harder than it looks. Turns out to be Doughy's evil twin cousin... Arnie? Or was it Harvey? In any case, he's played by... Tom Arnold!
Doughy: "Guys, that's not how you treat a lady, unless she burns the toast."
Barbara: "Slab, give me a hand."
Slab: "Isn't the trophy enough?"
Barbara: "Yes, but we have to dump this dear."
Slab: "Ok sweetie."
Pizza Guy: "Twenty Four Hour Pizza, if we're not here in 24 hours we're not coming!"
Doughy: "Pizza guys get all the pussy."