"You'll Just Have Time To Scream... Before It Tears You Apart!" |
Q - The Winged Serpent (1982) Directed by: Larry Cohen Approx. Running Time: 92 minutes Rating: Rated R Listing on the A.K.A. Page: CLICK HERE A Second Opinion: Badmovies.Org Buy it on DVD at: Amazon.com or Movies Unlimited My Rating: |
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Detective Shepard - David Carradine! A New York police detective who's trying to find a connection between a slew recent rooftop disappearances and a series of ritualistic murders. After some research he decides that someone has resurrected an Aztec god and attempts to bring the creature and it's ressurector, Kahea, to justice.
Sergeant Powell - Richard Roundtree! A tough cop (shut yo' mouth!) who's on the ritualistic murder case with Shepard. While chasing after Kahea, Powell is snatched off a rooftop and dropped to his death by Quetzalcoatl.
Jimmy Quinn - Michael Moriarty! A quirky ex-con who's terrified of nearly everything. He leads the police to the monster's nest in exchange for a few small demands (which include a million dollars, immunity from his current crime and any others that may pop up in the future, and the rights to all photos of the creature once it's dead). Unfortunately, Jimmy quickly loses his newfound fortune on a slight technicality.
Joan - Candy Clark! Jimmy's loving girlfriend who puts up with his abuse and sticks with him through thick and thin. She spends all of her screen time trying to get Jimmy to do what's right.
Kahea - The movie's resident psycho. He sacrifices willing hosts (by either skinning them alive or cutting out vital organs) to appease Quetzalcoatl. Kahea is also very resistant to small arms fire as Shepard and Jimmy find out in the film's final moments.
Window Washer - David Carradine's brother Bruce Carradine! His head is bitten off by Quetzalcoatl.
Doyle and Webb - Two thugs that Jimmy feeds to Quetzalcoatl.
Rooftop sunbather, construction workers, etc. - Snacks fit for an Aztec God!
Quetzalcoatl - A resurrected Aztec god. It nests in the Chrysler Building and picks off ignorant New Yorkers who are unlucky enough to be on any rooftop. Sadly enough this stop-motion, hermaphroditic monster is pumped full of lead and dies.
Shot on a low budget in only eighteen days, and
boasting and all-star b-movie cast, Q - The Winged Serpent manages to be a rather well made and enticing monster movie. The
film opens abruptly with a window washer (played by Bruce Carradine) having his head bitten off
by some unseen creature. On the case are the open-minded Detective Shepard and the tough-as-nails
Sergeant Powell. Both men are extremely perplexed by the case, and fail to come up with a reason
for the decapitation or the location of the head itself.
After this, we meet the film's unlikely hero, Jimmy Quinn. He's a quirky little guy who just
can't seem to find a good honest job. Because of that, he's recruited to drive an escape car
during a jewelry store robbery. He agrees to do his part in the heist but only if he is allowed
to stay in the car and is not forced to carry a gun. (He hates guns and refuses to use them.)
Everyone seems fine with these exceptions, but once the jewel heist is pulled off, Jimmy is
forced to take a gun and is ushered into the store. The armed robbery is somehow botched and
we soon see Jimmy running out of the store with a briefcase full of diamonds. During his
frenzied escape, Jimmy is hit by a cab and ends up losing said briefcase.
Once he regains a little of his composure, Jimmy makes his way to his lawyer's office at the
Chrysler Building. Rather than helping the down and out ex-con, the lawyer calls security instead.
Jimmy then limps his way to the top of the building to escape the building's only security
guard! This is where he makes an extremely important discovery (more on that later). In the meantime, Shepard and
Powell are investigating a series of ritualistic murders (ranging from completely skinned
human corpses to bodies missing vital organs) and strange rooftop disappearances which are
reportedly the work of a giant bird. Shepard almost instantaneously makes a connection between the two
separate cases. He begins interviewing several experts in the field of Aztec religion and
mythology in order to flesh out his police report.
It is here that we learn a little about director Larry Cohen's views on religion. To paraphrase for one
such expert in Aztec lore: "What is God but an invisible force that we love, fear, and worship." This guy even
goes as far as to say that the human race is egotistical to the extreme for believing that God
made us all in his own image. And if there actually is a giant creature plucking people off
of rooftops in New York, it may eventually be regarded as a god if people come to fear it enough.
As Shepard continues his investigation, the movie's resident monster makes a few appearances.
The stop-motion animated creature, Quetzalcoatl, has somehow managed to elude authorities while
catching a bite to eat on a regular basis. (Shepard tosses out the idea that it flies in line
with the sun to avoid detection. Sure! If you say so!)
What the creature doesn't know is that its nest has been found by good ole Jimmy Quinn. And Quinn
decides to use his newfound knowledge as a bargaining chip after he's picked up by the police.
Apparently two of Jimmy's alleged friends, Doyle and Webb had ratted him out. That's no longer
important though since both were served to Quetzalcoatl on a silver platter by Jimmy. In any
case, Quinn decides to let the cops know where to find the monster's nest (and egg!!)... for a price. In
return for saving the city and the people in it, he wants immunity for any criminal acts he
had committed in the past (and any others that may pop up in the near future), a million dollars,
and all the rights to any pictures and film taken of the creature after it's dead.
Once the contract is signed, Jimmy leads an army of officers to the spire of the Chrysler Building.
Unfortunately Quetzalcoatl isn't home, so Shepard climbs above the nest and fires his machine-gun
at the large egg. The hatchling inside pops out and screeches defiantly at its attacker. A few
more officers join Shepard and riddle the defenseless creature with bullets until it ceases
to move. Since the police failed to kill the mother, Jimmy Quinn loses his million bucks and
he's none too happy about it. He throws a fit at his girlfriend's house and gets thrown out.
Meanwhile, Sgt. Powell and a few other cops have tracked down their ritualistic murderer. They
follow their suspect, Kahea, and actually catch him in the act of slicing a victim open.
Surprisingly, Kahea's victim/sacrifice stands up and charges at the police. They gun him down,
allowing Kahea to escape to the rooftop. While pursuing the murder suspect, Powell is assaulted
by a kite (which we saw in an earlier scene). This allows a brief little giggle for the audience
just before Quetzalcoatl strikes! The "plumed serpent" grabs Powell and tosses him to the city streets
below. Afterwards, the monster returns to its nest, only to find it infested with dozens of gun-toting
lawmen. Though the mighty beast manages to put up a decent fight, it's no match for the intense barrage
of bullets. Quetzalcoatl crashes into a building that very much resembles an Aztec temple and lets
out a final roar before succumbing to its mortal wounds.
With the monster problem in New York taken care of (except for those pesky C.H.U.D.s), Shepard
searches for Jimmy Quinn. Eventually Quinn is found, but not by Shepard. Kahea has sought out
Jimmy and demands that he repent of his sins against Quetzalcoatl. If he does, then Kahea can
sacrifice him and bring Quetzalcoatl back to life. Jimmy naturally refuses and argues with the
religious zealot. This allows Shepard enough time to find Jimmy's whereabouts. As Kahea holds
a rather nasty looking butcher knife to Jimmy's throat, Shepard bursts into Jimmy's motel room
and guns down Kahea with five shots. No this isn't a case of police brutality or excessive
force. It actually took five bullets from Shepard's .38 pistol to put Kahea down. So it would
appear that everything's taken care of now; Jimmy's suddenly reformed his life, the monster
and the man who prayed it into existence are both dead... but wait! It appears that
Quetzalcoatl planned ahead and laid an egg elsewhere, leaving this film open for a
non-existent sequel.
Over the past few years, I have found myself defending this film. Admittedly it has quite a few
faults, but that stemmed from its origins. Larry Cohen was apparently fired as director of another
film and quickly threw the production for Q together and shot it in three weeks. The main
problem with this movie is the lack of character development. The only character to really be
fleshed out at all is Jimmy Quinn. We get to know him pretty well by the end of the film, but
we still don't know jack about Shepard, Powell, Kahea or anyone! What I really wanted to know
is where QuetzalCoatl came from and if Kahea really did have anything to do with it. Did he
really pray this creature into existence or is this all just one huge coincidence?! Another slight
problem with the film is that its director didn't seem to know what he wanted to focus on. This is
supposed to be a monster movie, but the plot focuses a lot on Jimmy Quinn, his short rise to
power and wealth, and his sudden downfall. In fact, Quetzalcoatl's presence in this film feels
tacked on.
The special effects in Q aren't the best in the world, but they suffice. The stop-motion effects are pretty decent,
especially during close-ups, however, the clawed foot prop that's used in two scenes (the death
of Sgt. Powell and the abduction of a rooftop swimmer) looks dreadfully fake. The casting for
this flick is a b-movie lovers dream come true! David Carradine puts in a rather uninspired
performance as Detective Shepard, but I have a feeling that he did the best he could with his
character. Richard Roundtree is completely wasted as Sgt. Powell and doesn't get nearly enough
screen time. Michael Moriarty shines out from the rest of the cast with his role as Jimmy Quinn.
Though many have classified his performance as being extremely annoying, I think Moriarty was
hilarious and did a great job with his part. Overall, I find this to be a fun and fairly
entertaining monster movie that somehow manages to rise above its low budget, its technical
problems, and plot contrivances.
Shepard: "... Aw Shit, maybe his head got loose and fell off!"
(Reviewer's Note: Dave Carradine gets a little frustrated when he can't deduce
a reason for his brother's missing head.)
Sgt. Powell: "Well if you think that's weird, yesterday we had a window washer who's head just floated away like a balloon."
Jimmy Quinn: "I'm almost afraid of everything. But I've never been afraid of heights."