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The Monster That Challenged the World (1957) Directed by: Arnold Laven Approx. Running Time: 84 minutes Rating: Rated G Listing on the A.K.A. Page: CLICK HERE A Second Opinion: Badmovies.Org Buy it on DVD at: Amazon.com or Movies Unlimited My Rating: |
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Lt. John Twillinger - Naval commander and a complete hard ass. This guy is tough, strict, and does everything by the book! But once Gail and Sandy walk into his life, we discover that Twillinger is just a big puppy dog with more bark than bite. He leads the military campaign against "The Salton Sea Snails!"
Gail and Sandy MacKenzie - Gail is the gorgeous receptionist in Dr. Jess Rogers' office. Sandy is her cute-as-a-button daughter. Both of these female characters bring out the tender side of Commander "Twill" and serve as maidens in distress at the end of the film.
Sandy's Ladybug - An aphid-eating insect that is unfortunate enough to make its acquaintance with Lt. Twillinger. The poor creature is lost (probably even stepped on) and replaced with an imposter. Poor Sandy can't even tell the difference, but I think it's for the best that she never discovers the horrible truth.
Dr. Jess Rogers - The main scientific figure in this film. Due to his scientific knowledge, the military is successful in their campaign against the giant gastropods. On a side note, never speak about the evils of atomic radiation in his presence. Apparently it's a touchy topic for him (see the memorable lines section below).
Sheriff Josh Peters - The local law enforcer. He and his deputies help provide reconnaissance for the overburdened military and... that's pretty much it. Ok I'm being a bit unfair, Sheriff Peters and his men do manage to help track down the monstrous snails. (Gotta give credit where credit is due!)
George Blake, Judy Simms, Seaman Morty, and others - Prehistoric snail fodder! How in the world can you let a giant snail catch you?! Sure they're probably a bit faster than their smaller present day cousins but still, it's a snail!
Sally - Receptionist and telephone operator who's always on the phone with her mother. Jeez lady, cut the umbilical cord already!
Lewis Clark Dobbs - The quirky and lonely gentleman who works at the Imperial Valley Museum. He aids our heroes by supplying them with a map that helps pinpoint the prehistoric snails' hiding place.
The Monster(s) That Challenged the World - Giant prehistoric snails that were released from a hidden underwater cavern due to an earthquake. Most of these bloodsucking creatures are trapped in their cozy cave but some manage to sneak off. The remainder of the monsters are then hunted down by the U.S. Navy.
If I asked you to name some old giant insect
movies from the 1950's, what would your answer be? THEM!, Beginning of the End,
The Deadly Mantis, Tarantula, and The Black Scorpion would probably be the most
common answers. Even a few of you might mention something obscure like Monster From Green Hell.
However, odds are that you would not mention this poor film, The Monster That Challenged the World.
For some reason, this movie isn't very well known at all and that is a total shame! It has some
great acting, some spectacular creature effects, and a lot of cheesy dialogue!
The movie opens at the Salton Sea naval base, with a narrator droning on about the paratrooper
training and atomic radiation tests that occur there. During one routine
training exercise, something goes horribly wrong. Two sailors arrive on the scene to
pick up a paratrooper, only to find that he's missing. One of them dives into the water
to try and rescue the fallen paratrooper, but he too disappears. The final sailor on the boat, soon finds
himself standing in the shadow of something and screams as the picture fades to black. Next we
meet Lt. John Twillinger (played by Timothy Holt who had an illustrious acting career in both westerns and b-movies!). From the first moment he's introduced, we learn that Twillinger is a
complete hard ass who plays strictly by the rules. Once he learns that radio contact was lost
with the aforementioned seamen, he and two other officers go out to investigate.
They discover one dead man in the boat, some white, sticky slime (eww... get your mind out of the gutter!),
and the dead body of the paratrooper (portrayed by a very unconvincing dummy!).
Twillinger takes a sample of the white slime to Dr. Jess Rogers for analysis. Tired of
Twillinger's constant nagging, Dr. Rogers tells the lieutenant to wait outside. This is where
Twill meets Sandy, the daughter of his future love interest, Gail MacKenzie.
She shows him her freshly caught ladybug and lets him hold it. Moments later, Dr. Rogers exits his office
and tells Twill that the white slime is some kind of marine secretion (insert joke concerning a U.S.
Marine's self gratification here). Dismayed with the results, Twillinger heads toward the door until
Sandy stops him. This is when Twill realizes that he lost the youngster's pet insect. After a brief
search on the floor, Twillinger reassures Sandy that he will find and return her missing ladybug.
Twill manages to return the ladybug to Sandy moments later (though I have my doubts about that
ladybug's identity). This scene is purely in the movie to show the softer side of our tough-as-nails
hero. Later that day, Lt. Twillinger and Sheriff Josh Peters visit a local coroner's office to
get a report on the two recovered bodies from the Salton Sea. One of the bodies has a puncture
wound and is completely drained of blood. The other sailor managed to escape a horrible death
by having a stroke (which is a stroke of luck in my opinion!). After the coroner finishes
his diagnosis, Twillinger and Sheriff Peters depart and quarantine all the beaches surrounding
the Salton Sea. Needless to say, the locals and tourists are not pleased.
In the meantime, Twillinger calls up Dr. Rogers to see if he's learned anything new about
the marine secretion and proceeds to annoy the good doctor (again). This is where a seemingly
crucial discovery is made. After hanging up the phone, Dr. Rogers walks by one of his colleagues
who just so happens to have a Geiger counter. The counter starts clicking like mad and the two
scientists exchange puzzled glances. Later that night, Sheriff Peters visits Mrs. Simms to tell her
to close her beach to all swimmers. Before he delivers his message though, Mrs. Simms has an
argument with her daughter Jody, concerning her relationship with Morty, a sailor from the Salton
Sea naval base. Jody wins the argument and runs off to meet with her boytoy on the beach. The two
of them frolic in the surf (after Jody strips down to her bathing suit. The 50's equivalent of a
striptease I guess.).
It's not long before the starcrossed lovers are dragged beneath the waves to their doom. The next
morning, Twillinger and Sheriff Peters discover the clothing of the two missing teens along with
some more white slime. This is when the military finally decides to investigate. Two divers
are sent down to explore the bottom of the Salton Sea for the bodies of Jody and Mort. Everything
seems fine until the men discover a cavern where they find giant air-filled garbage bags (which are
supposed to represent eggs)! One of
the eggs is pulled up to the boat with a net while a giant sea snail looks on! (GASP!) This
is the first glimpse we get of the movie's titular creatures but it's not done right in my opinion.
The movie is trying to do a less is more approach to the monsters (a technique that lasted right up until JAWS was
made). The idea was to show brief glimpses and/or bits and pieces of the creature before we get to
see it in all it's glory. Here however, we're not teased at all; we get to see the monster in
it's entirety.
While that does knock the suspense down a notch, I must say that the giant killer gastropods
are a marvel to behold. The large animatronic creatures look extremely cool, despite the jerkiness in
their movements, but sadly they don't get much screentime. Moving on then, the two divers find
Jody's body and try to take it up to the boat but alas, one of them (Dr. George Blake) gets snacked on by a sneaky
snail! The other diver swims back up to the surface and tells his tale of horror before trying
to leap back into the sea to kill the creature (with what? Your bare hands?!). As he argues with
both Twillinger and Dr. Rogers, one of the giant gastropods rises to the surface and attacks. For
such a fierce looking creature, it isn't very tough. Twill uses a splintered wooden pole and stabs
out one of the creature's eyes. The monster snail then slides back into the sea from whence it came.
Immediately after the attack, the military goes into action. Dr. Rogers shows some high ranking
officials the recently captured snail egg (and he stresses how safe it is. The egg won't hatch unless
the temperature exceeds thirty-eight degrees. He also follows up his speech with a film reel
about snails.) while the Salton Sea is saturated with depth charges.
Ah yes, everything is going as planned, what could possibly go wrong? Well despite all the measures taken, Dr. Rogers
believes that nearly ten of the prehistoric gastropods have escaped and may have entered the canal
systems in the area. This is where Sheriff Peters and his deputies come into play and provide reconnaissance
for the Navy. Things start to slow down around this point, so Lt. Twillinger turns on the charm
and takes Gail out to dinner.
Again we get to see the softer side of Twillinger as he dines with Gail and buys a pen
from a random Mexican youth. ("Eight pesos, good bargain senor!") Meanwhile, two off-duty deputies
discover an empty car and soon find one of it's passengers who soon dies of fright. After a few more
reports of other snail attacks, Dr. Rogers concludes that there must be an
underground river running through the area. That explains how the snails are able to get around so
easily. Now if he could just get his hands on a map that may show this underground river, Doc Rogers
and company could find the snails current nesting pool and wipe them out! But where can our heroes
get such a map?! Perhaps from Lewis Dobbs who runs a local museum. Unfortunately, Lewis doesn't have a map since
his museum doesn't have a document room (which was asked for in Proposition 14A).
Back at the base, Sandy sneaks into Dr. Roger's lab and tampers with the temperature control on
the giant snail's tank. This is why parents don't bring their children to work! Meanwhile, the military and local police are still scouring the
All American canal system for the creatures. Things seem hopeless as the snails keep
outsmarting their pursuers (<-- How stupid does that sound?). Luckily Lewis Dobbs rides in on
a white horse and armed with a map that clearly shows the underground river. With the aid of said map,
the military finds the pond that the creatures are hiding in. Oh yes, victory is almost certain now! Twill and
some other fellow (Dr. Tad Johns) dive into the pond and set explosives around
the now dormant monster snails. Despite a minor problem with one of the charges, both men finish
their task and escape. The snails however aren't so lucky.
Commander Twillinger and company are in high spirits as they make their way back to the base.
But things aren't so happy go lucky for Gail and her daughter. Because of Sandy's tampering, the snail
hatched and is now lumbering about in Dr. Rogers' lab. Sandy and Gail barricade themselves into a
small storage room and hope for a miracle while the snail starts chewing slowly through the door. Luckily, Twill arrives
on the scene to save the day. Now, there are two things on the wall behind Lt. Twillinger: a fire axe and
a fire extinguisher. Now you or I probably would've grabbed the axe and started hacking, but not Twillinger.
His weapon of choice is a CO2 fire extinguisher! Twill quickly uses up the icy cold CO2 and is
desperate for a weapon (ahem.... THE AXE IS STILL ON THE WALL!). Despite his best efforts, Twill
gets cornered by the slow moving creature. In a moment of sheer desperation, Twill rips up a hose
from the floor and blasts the prehistoric menace with boiling hot steam! (I guess the filmmakers didn't want to ruin their
mechanical monster?) He holds off the creature until Dr. Rogers arrives with armed soldiers. A few
gunshots later, the giant snail is dead and everyone pretty much lives happily ever after.
It's interesting to note that The Monster That Challenged the World was inspired by a
true story about prehistoric shrimp eggs that were reconstituted after millions of years. Dr. Rogers
even alludes to an article about said shrimp eggs while giving a presentation about the Salton Sea Snail Menace!
This movie is one of the best monster flicks that the 1950's had to offer. As I said earlier, the
monsters themselves are nothing short of amazing, especially when you consider the time this movie
was made. The acting overall is very good and everyone turns in at least a decent performance.
The character that really stood out was Lewis Clark Dobbs (played by Milton Parsons). His
quirky behavior won me over immediately; I just wish he had a larger part in the film. Another
fairly interesting aspect of this movie is the music.
For b-movie buffs like myself, you might've
noticed that a good chunk of the music for this movie can be found in the Americanized release
of King Kong vs. Godzilla (which also contains snippets of music from It Came From Beneath the Sea
and Creature from the Black Lagoon). Along with director Arnold Laven's tongue-in-cheek
approach, this movie is a lot of fun to watch! If you're a major fan of classic b-movie fare and
you haven't seen this movie yet, I highly suggest that you pick up a copy! You'll love it! (DVD Note: The DVD release of this movie is in my opinion, a blemish on MGM's nearly perfect record.
First off, the movie is in Full Screen format. While some may debate that the movie was originally
shot in pan-scan, I can assure you that it wasn't. The giveaway was this following message:
"This film has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit your TV." On top of that, we don't even get a theatrical
trailer for this film! What gives MGM?!)
Wyatt: "That's your new boss?"
Lt. Robert Clemens: "Yep."
Wyatt: "Sure is an eager beaver... sir!"
Lt. Robert Clemens: "Yeah, well that he is."
(Reviewer's Note: Careful what you say about a superior officer
son.)
Dr. Rogers: "Commander, I have found that people are always jumping to wild conclusions
concerning atomic reaction. Science fact and science fiction are not the same. Not in the least!"
(Reviewer's Note: This guy sounds just like the Assistant Secretary of
the Navy from It Came From Beneath the Sea.)