"The Love Boat Was Never Quite Like This!" |
Year of Release: 1989 Directed by: Valerie Breiman Running Time: Approx. 99 minutes Rating: R Listing on the A.K.A. Page: YES! Click Here! A Second Opinion: Doug Pratt's DVD Review Buy it on DVD at: Amazon.com or Movies Unlimited.com. My Rating: |
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Dickie Diamond- Foul mouthed (he would make a sailor cry) "comedian" on the cruise ship. After the moron locks himself in the bathroom (for most of the movie), Shecky tries to take over. Dickie ends up getting tossed over the side of the boat. (He also has a tendency to flip off everyone and everything he possibly can.)
General Noriega- Burt Young! Proof that and actor can still find work after starring in Rocky and all it's sequels. He sends two goons to kill Ms. Australia because she mocked him.
Bob- Shecky's only friend. He and Ms. Australia fall in love (within 10 minutes of meeting each other they decide to get married). No real purpose in this film.
Noriega's goons- Two stupid terrorists who constantly speak in broken English. They fail to kill Ms. Australia and end up becoming a comedic duo.
King Neptune- Billy Zane! Roman God of the Sea, passenger on a cruise liner, and overprotective father of "SLIMY!"
Slimy- King Neptune's exceptionally good looking daughter. She gives Shecky a big kiss at the movie's end.