"All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!" |
Year of Release: 1993 Directed by: Trey Parker Running Time: Approx. 105 minutes Rating: R Listing on the A.K.A. Page: YES! Click Here! A Second Opinion: The Unknown Movies Buy it on DVD at: Amazon.com. My Rating: |
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James Humphrey- Matt Stone! A compulsive liar that's forced to go on the ill-fated trip by his father. Murdered by Bell.
Israel Swan- Very optimistic fellow who never complains and always tries to get everyone's morale up. Shot by Bell and eaten by the others.
Frank Miller- Very pessamistic fellow who complains constantly and is put in "time-out" a few times for his behavior. Murdered by Bell.
George Noon- Dian Bachar! Young man on the trip with one thing on his mind, SEX! He wants to get gold so he can get women. Murdered by Bell.
Shannon Wilson Bell- Mormon preacher who's going on the trip to get gold, so he can build a church. Get's wounded by a beartrap, goes insane from the infection, and kills everyone but Packer.
Polly Prye- Reporter who falls in love with Packer. She tries and succeeds in acquitting him of his death sentence.
The Trappers- A trio of mountain men who supposedly steal Packer's horse. Their leader, Frenchie, attempts to hang Packer but ends up getting decapitated by the Indian Chief.
The Indians- A tribe of Indians played by Japanese people! The concept itself is hilarious in my opinion. They give refuge to Packer and his friends during the long Colorado winter.
Humphrey: "Fudge Packer?"
Humphrey: "You guys! I just thought of something too. Ok. Now remember when Swan was
building that snowman? How the hell did he make that tapping sound with his feet?"
George: "You just now thought of that?"
Humphrey: "Well it's pretty f*#%ing weird, isn't it?"
Packer: "Nobody move or....I'll, eat this guy right in front of you."
Sheriff: "Alferd Packer...Do you have any last words?"
Packer: "Yes I do. "
Sheriff: "Right, make it snappy."
Packer: "Probably the most important thing is that when things....get really bad and the
world looks it's darkest you have to throw up your hands and say Well All Right!
Cause it's probably gonna get a whole helluva lot worse."