"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water - you can't get to it." |
Blood Beach (1981) Directed by: Jeffrey Bloom Running Time: Approx. 92 minutes Rating: Rated R Listing on the A.K.A. Page: N/A A Second Opinion: Stomp Tokyo Buy it on VHS at: Amazon.com My Rating: |
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Cathy- Harry's old girl who has returned home to visit her mother, only to discover that her mother is nowhere to be found. She leaves the town with Harry at the end of the film.
The Old Bag Lady- Crazy old woman who wheels a shopping cart full of garbage around the boardwalk. She watches many a person get chomped by Phallicus.
Captain Pierson- John Saxon! Police chief who's taking a lot of heat from his superiors during this whole monster situation.
Royko- Burt Young! You know if you switch the letters around a bit...you get the word Rooky. Anyways he's really obnoxious and tells things the way they are (even at the expense of other people's emotions). Ignores the scientist and blows up Phallicus.
Attempted Rapist- Loses his manhood to Phallicus!
Beachgoers, Harry's Girl, and other Random People- Phallicus fodder! Hehehe.
Phallicus- Not the actual name of the monster. I called it this not only because it chews off a guy's Johnson (OUCH!), but when you finally see it in the end, it looks like a giant penis! Kinda degrading when you're eaten by that huh? Actually it's a type of giant worm creature that sucks people down in the sand. It's blown up against the wishes of a scientist and Each piece of the creature forms a new one, which puts our main characters into an even worse situation.
Captain Pierson: "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it."
Royko: "Hey Harry what color are your stewardess' eyes?" (Holds up a ziploc bag with a bloody eye in it.)
Scientist: "What if I'm right. What will happen after we push the plunger and blow this poor creature into smithereens? What might become of each smithereen?"