5.99 for a big ass bottle of Rossi wine it's right on time Once you become a member of my drinkin' club you will find the key to set ya free so give it a try

- E-40

The proper way to take a slug of Carlo Rossi is to hook your finger through the loop and rest the bottle on the outside of your elbow while you drink it over your shoulder.

When you are on a tight budget and you still need to get your drink on, nothing beats a good bottle of that top of the line wine, Carlo Rossi. It comes in a moonshine style jug and a good sized bottle costs less than seven dollars. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well you can't get a deal like this without some catch, and that's where the dark side of the Rossi takes over. You will wake up with a splitting headache that can last up to three days. You feel like you have been run down by the biggest Mack Truck in the world. But none of this compares to what happens when you roll over after a long night of drinking and realize just how much that spicy sweet Sangria or top of the line Rhine has impaired your judgement, and you experience Rossi Night, Ugly Morning.