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STEVEN SEAGAL
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A Guide to Political Science
One Saturday morning, my roommates Scott and Marc discovered an interesting phenomenon. Looking over our shelves, which are full of political science books, they realized that some of these titles would make terrific titles for Steven Seagal movies.
The colossal importance of this discovery did not escape them, and they began to go over our bookshelves in search of more matches. The following is an incomplete list of political science books whose titles fit the criteria . . .
A Guide to Political Science
STEVEN SEAGAL is : BOMBING TO WIN
STEVEN SEAGAL is : MAKING DEMOCRACY WORK
STEVEN SEAGAL is : THE THIRD WAVE
STEVEN SEAGAL is : REGULATING EUROPE
STEVEN SEAGAL is : TOCQUEVILLE'S REVENGE
STEVEN SEAGAL is : IMAGINING WAR
STEVEN SEAGAL is : DEBATING THE DEMOCRATIC PEACE
STEVEN SEAGAL is : THE CULT OF THE OFFENSIVE
STEVEN SEAGAL is : U.S. DIPLOMACY SINCE 1900
STEVEN SEAGAL is : MAKING CONQUEST PAY
STEVEN SEAGAL is : PROBABILITY : AN INTRODUCTION
STEVEN SEAGAL is : AFTER HEGEMONY
Submitted by Kelly Wurtz (UCSD), 20 February 2002.
STEVEN SEAGAL is : REFORMING THE SOVIET ECONOMY
Submitted by Scott Radnitz (MIT), 24 September 2002.
I think this list is a pretty good start, but some of these aren't so great, and I'm sure there are much better titles out there. If you think you have a match, email it to me and I will run it past our panel of judges (Scott, Marc, Mike, and myself). Thanks.
Note to Mr. Seagal. No offense intended, sir. If you have to beat someone up over this, get Scott. He thought of it first.
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