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Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum.
JOHN PAYNE
VITAL STATISTICS

BIRTH: 10 May 1975; Iowa City, IA
ZODIAC: Taurus (Greek) / Rabbit (Chinese)
LUCKY NUMBER: 4 (1+9+7+5=22 ; 2+2=4)
ETHNICITY: English (5/8), Swedish (1/4), Danish (1/8)
GENDER: Male
MARITAL STATUS: Single
FAVORITE COLOR: Red
NUMBER OF SCHOOLS ATTENDED: 10
AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS: 5 (none serious)
HOSPITAL STAYS: 1 (ear infection, 1978)
HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLING RECORD: 3-3 (one medal)
SHOE SIZE: 10 and a half? 11?
NUMBER OF PLAID SHIRTS OWNED: 14
FINGERS: 10
LEGOs OWNED AS A CHILD: 16 cubic feet
BOXES PACKED IN LAST MOVE: 19
Self-Portrait
How much do I love this country?  Enough to have a flag on my chest, I'll tell you that.
AUTHORS: Isaac Aasimov, Chinua Achebe, Douglas Adams, Ambrose Bierce, Jorge Luis Borges, Ray Bradbury, Orson Scott Card, Tom Clancy, Philip K. Dick, Robert E. Howard, Robert Jordan, Fritz Lieber, Terry Pratchett, Jonathan Swift, James Thurber, J.R.R. Tolkein, Roger Zelazny.
MUSIC: the Beatles, Beck, Bj�rk, Cake, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bob Dylan, English Beat, Komeda, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, REM, Ryan Shupe & the RubberBand, the Specials, Tori Amos, U2.
CAT / DOG PERSON: Cat person
SCARLETT / LADY JAYE: Scarlett
INDIAN / THAI FOOD: Thai food
COKE / PEPSI: Guarana
BOXERS / BRIEFS: Briefs, mostly.
K-STATE / KU: KU
WINGTIPS / LOAFERS: Wingtips
SALTED / UNSALTED: Salted
WALTZ / WALT: Walt
BATMAN / SUPERMAN: Batman
CUBS / WHITE SOX: Sox
Even now, it's hard to understand why G.I. Joe never swept the Emmy awards.

Now, if this just was not enough information for you, and you want to know more, try reading the story of my life and see if that satisfies you. And if you still want more, just email me and I'll be happy to make up answers to any questions you might have.


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