Well, this isnt so much of a comic persay, but it's something! let it never be said that i missed a deadline (even tho i sorta already have.... shhhhh) This I actually though about a long time ago, but i saved it for a day like today when i have way too much work to do to actually bang out a full page comic. midterms have been dragging on, and will continue to do so well into next week. WAAAAAAAAHHH.

You know that button on google? the one the says "Im feeling lucky?" it returns the site with the most hits when you run a search. so be a good little reader, go over to google, and type in the following:      "French Military Victories"        it's hilarious. this is the second post ive had making fun of the french. I'm really not anti french, they're just too easy to make fun of not to pass up the opportunity.  Also, you can try "Weapons of mass destruction" funny stuff.

Where was I? oh yea, Sexton. or Juan Sexto'n the conquistador as some of us call him made this announcement a long time ago. he seems to be a nice guy. I'm sure his schedule is really busy and all, but there's a few things I wouldn't mind seeing him do every now and then to make the student body feel as if he knows of our existence. The latest email he sent regarding the suicides of two nyu students (both who jumped off our library's tenth floor. holy shit what were they thinking?? LIVE people, geez) said all the necessary things that a community leader is supposed to say. but damn, it looks like it's straight off of a movie script. Not everyone in NYU has loving families. Not everyone has close-knit friends. Honestly, between grads and undergrads, we've got what? like 30,000 people? Yeah, johnny, im sure we ALL live model lives. If a connection between the staff and the students is to ever be bridged, it should start with talking. and not those crappy dinners that you have to pre-sign up or, or some auto-response email typed up by some secretary. I wanna see a public presence. I had to look up a picture just to draw a character that slightly resembles him. It might be asking alot, but when a guy is paid 750,000 bucks a year, I wanna see him fuking work for it. especially when our tuition jumps like a jackrabbit on speed.

ok, im done now. lots of work to do and all that yadda yadda. Rest assured folks, If I decide to kill myself, it wont be by jumping off a building. I'll just buy one of these and chow down. Ok that was bad, i admit. I promise i wont kill myself. There are too many little things to live for. Cliche? I plead guilty. True? You bet your hungryman breakfast it is.