A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar and sit down to have drink. The Rabbi says to the priest �So the other day � � he is then immediately cut off mid sentence as a rocket crashes through the bar killing everyone inside. Who doesn�t love a good priest and a rabbi joke? Seriously, there hasn�t been a new one in, what, ten years or so and someone has the audacity to keep it that way? Apparently our good friends in Gaza don�t have much of a sense of humor and it�s hard to imagine why. After all, these are the people who brought us funny men like Yasir Arafat, a comically short, round, and hairy fellow with a lower quivering lip that could be stretched to kiss his own back side. Furthermore, these are the people who have been laughing at the Israelis for the last five years as they have watched Israeli women and children run from the rockets they have launched over the border. Needless to say, as the Israelis continue there campaign to halt rocket fire directed at them the joke is officially over. As the character �Data� from Star Trek said, it�s time to �lock and load.�
Never before in the history of civilization has a terrorist organization ever been able to get a country to surrender land when offering nothing in return. Let there be no mistake about it, the Israelis are in part to blame for what is taking place too. They listened to the cries of the international orgy, *cough* I mean �community�, and withdrew from the Gaza strip in 2003. Even the CEOs of the American auto industry, who have proven were born without the part of the brain which is responsible for common sense, could have told them that giving up land to those who seek ones utter destruction is not a good investment. Israel is faced with a similar dilemma now, do they listen to the international community, again, and take part in a �cease fire� or do they learn from history and keep fighting until the job is done? Only time will tell, but let�s hope the Israelis make the right decision this time around. |
