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These are some questionaires I made mostly for my online friends. I think of stuff like this all the time and my online friends are the ones that usually end up hearing about it. If at all possible copy, paste and answer these questions and send to [email protected]. Enjoy

Twenty Five Random Questions That Popped Into My Head

1) if you were an actress, would you do a topless scene? why or why not?

2) how about a full frontal nudity scene?

3) do you have any scars on your body? where, and why?

4) seeing as how cloning tanks are not yet commercially available, how many of my clones would you be willing to have?

5) how many teeth do you have?

6) would you rather give birth to your own children, pay for a surrogate mother, or adopt? why?

7) favorite eyeshadow color?

8) do your feet stink?

9) what do you wear under a skirt?

10) would you join the Armed Forces? if yes, which branch (Army, Air Force, Marine Corps, Navy)?

11) do you know anyone who's ever been shot? if yes, did that person die?

12) when did you shave last? ummm... what DID you shave?

13) Which would you rather live in, almish colony(no electricity) or Nudist colony(no clothes)?

14) you're at the "clothing optional" beach, aka, the nudist beach. do you go nude?

15) ever get a rusty nail stuck in your foot?

16) ever lick a guy's goatee? what did it taste like

17) will you ever NOT have trouble watching the sexy scenes in movies with your parents

18) any allergies?

19) home remedies vs. drug store medicine?

20) which magazine would you rather be featured in: National Geographic, 
Cosmopolitan, Forbes, Playboy, People, Seventeen?

21) how much do you owe the library?

22) how come girls dont freeze to death with their little belly bearing tees and short sleeve sweaters???

23) gay marriage, for or against?

24) gay adoptions, for or against?

25) often do your panties and your bra match?

The following is a semi-scientific questionaire designed to kinda see what different people's feelings, knowledge, and attitudes are towards sex, relationships, and the emotional consequences of sex. Some of the questions may be a bit offensive or personal so you may skip over them if you're completing the questionaire. Of course, there are no right or wrong answers but dont be afraid to talk to someone if you're not sure about your answers. Also feel free to make any comments at the end. Anyway, on with the questions. Have fun!!

Gender:
Age:
Are you sexually active:
Sexual orientation:
 
In your own words define the expression "to have sex." (i.e. "in my opinion sex is when a guy and a girl have vaginal intercourse") :
 
Based on your deffinition, determine wether the following situations result in the people involved "having sex."
-A girl performs oral sex on a guy. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy performs oral sex on a girl. Did they have sex? 
 
-A girl performs oral sex on a girl. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy performs oral sex on a guy. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy has anal intercourse on a girl. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy has anal intercourse with a guy. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy has vaginal intercourse with a girl but neither one reaches orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy has vaginal intercourse with a girl; the girl reaches orgasm but he doesn't. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy has vaginal intercourse with a girl; only he reaches orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy has vaginal intercourse with a girl; they both reach orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy uses his hands to bring a girl to orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A girl uses her hands to bring a guy to orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy uses his hands to bring a guy to orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A girl uses her hands to bring another girl to orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-Two girls use their hands to bring each other to orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-Two guys use their hands to bring each other to orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A girl uses a foreign object (i.e.: a dildo, a cucumber, etc.) to bring a girl to orgasm. Did they have sex?
 
-A guy uses a foreign object to bring a girl to orgasm. Did they have sex?

Define the state of "being a virgin":
 
Based on that deffinition, determine wether the person involved in the following has "lost it."
 
-A guy receives oral sex from a guy. Did he loose it? He receives oral sex from a girl. Did he loose it?
 
-A girl receives oral sex from a girl. Did she loose it? She receives it from a guy. Did she loose it?
 
-A guy uses his hands to bring himself to orgasm. Did he loose it? 
 
-A girl uses her hands to bring herself to orgasm. Did she loose it? What if she uses a foreign object?
 
-A guy is brought to orgasm by someone else's hands. Did he loose it?
 
-A girl is brought to orgasm by someone else's hands. Did she loose it?
 
-A guy uses his hands to bring someone else to orgasm. Did he loose it?
 
-A girl uses her hands to bring someone else to orgasm. Did she loose it?
 
-Someone else uses a foreign object to bring a girl to orgasm. Did she loose it?
 
-A guy performs anal intercourse on someone else. Did he loose it?
 
-A guy receives anal intercourse. Did he loose it?
 
-A girl receives anal intercourse. Did she loose it?
 
-A foreign object is inserted in a guy's anus for the purpose of giving him pleasure. Did he loose it? what if it is a girl? Did she loose it?
 
-Same as above, but the purpose is not pleasure (i.e.: at the doctor's office). Did he loose it? Did she?
 
-A foreign object is inserted in a girl's vagina for purposes other than pleasure. Did she loose it?
 
-A guy and a girl have vaginal intercourse. He doesnt reach orgasm. Did he loose it? She doesnt reach orgasm. Did she loose it?
 
Define "cheating" in a relationship:
 
Based on that deffinition, determine wether the following situations constitute cheating.
 
-Giving oral sex? What if there is alcohol or another drug involved? How about receiving?
 
-Vaginal intercourse? What if it involves alcohol or drugs?
 
-Anal sex? What if it involves alcohol or drugs?
 
-Kissing? What if it involves alcohol or drugs?
 
-Going to see a movie? 
 
-Going to dinner?
 
-Flirting a lot?
 
-In a heterosexual relationship. Kissing someone of the same sex. Is it cheating?
 
-In a heterosexual relationship. Giving oral sex to someone of the same sex? How about receiving?
 
-In a homosexual relationship. Kissing a straight person of the same sex? Kissing a straight person of the opposite sex?
 
-Is there a situation where cheating does not occurr if the act performed was on a dare? If so, which?

*ok, i'm kinda thought out on awkward questions. i only have a few more and you're home free*
 
Did you think these questions were stupid?
 
Did you find these questions annoying, too personal or offensive?
 
After answering these questions, did your beliefs or assumptions remain the same?
 
Should i get a hobby and stop coming up with stupid questions, or should i make coming up with stupid questions my hobby?

Ok, that's all for now. Thanks a bunch for even reading this far. I'm sure this information will be useful to someone somewhere :P -Jorge

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