You have been ignoring the growing list of emails in your inbox all day
and now they loom over you like a physical shadow, daring you to try to make a dent.
You decide to...

Delete your Gmail account, they'll never find you now!!!

Delete the messages from that one kid who doesn't come to class (but feels they deserve full participation marks) off the bat

Refer everyone to the professor

Answer everyone with short questions, refer the rest to your office hours

Answer every email in depth so they leave you alone