Hippy Bastard
and
Other general hair related insults
Student Films
As writer, editor and sometimes star
Matt appeared and created some very memorable short student projects during his time at University.
A Rare Itch Project/Big Muvva
The film that never was and the TV series we wish never was.
MATT starred as himself in a film shot, but never edited as such, which was about three students who choose to survive on nothing but Wheatabix and Spaghetti Hoops and go slowly mad.
Later re-edited as a spoof reality TV show - Big Muvva, with much the same plot.
SUPERCOP
2001-2003 A TV Series.
Special Guest Star in Episode 3.
MATT provided the face, the hair, the laugh and the embodiment of Supercop's worst nightmare as Manic Tea Guy.
SUPERCOP so far has run for 5 episodes at various lengths. Telling the story of Supercop (DD) and Informer (JC) fighting crime on the
gritty streets of Wycombe.
SEE LINKS PAGE FOR MORE INFO.
THE SHAMBLING DETECTIVE
Special Guest Star in unfinished Pilot.
MATT appears as the hapless wanderer who ends up being killed in the first 30 seconds - Bruce Campbell Eat your heart out!
ZOMBIE! 2003-2005
See web page you're on.
Young Matthew Graham Street comes from humble beginnings. Born to Matha Osigroth and Throthgar Pettibent, uncle of Ednared the Overly haired, father of Densibat the unready and twice-removed half-cousin of the vicar who attended the tennis match between Zar Ostrogillith and Tnsab the Elderly, he grew up in a normal viking family where silly helmets, enormous hair, eating, pillaging and the occasional violent flatulence was the order of many a day. The oldest of 9 brothers, Tensilliath, Benzadring, Tammy-de-Shrewn, Halo Fozzigirth, Ompti Pompti the shoe retarder, Katar, Bing, Bong and Smudge, Matthew went on to be come quite tall and an accomplished banjolette player by the age of 6. This gained him the trust of the village folk, who previously had regarded his family with unease and on one occasion, a dead goat.
Like all good first borns, it was time for Matthew son of Throthgar, step-niece of Rathmanananana and Godfather to Bunty McTavish, to leave his humble lodgings in Breckonsgirdle (left at the lights from the encharnted roundabout of Tath) and make his manly way in the world.
This he did and found his way past the wood of despair, through the puddle of forgiveness and across the road to the butcher shop of lies (where be held the pork chop of inevitability) and into the sunny backwater town of Higheth Wycombe. Here he met and tried to eat the back fat of messers Cross, Stoddart and Williams. They lived low some 3 years in the wattle and dawb dwelling of 179 Rutland Avenue, planning and sometimes, actually hatching eggs and evil deeds.
Doing many experiments on him with various blunt objects and highly carrosive acidic substances, the boys still couldn't get rid of Matt's hair. Hair that is believed, by many, to be the source of his enormous appetite. Having never turned to acting before and always preferring to stay behind the scenes, Matt proved to be a huge help and influence both infront of and behind the camera. Also, as part of Jon's infamous 'Plan B', if anything drastic were to happen, they could always shave his head and use the hair to keep warm.
Providing technical, electronical, editorial and moral support Matt is and will remain the HEART in ZOMBIE!'S crumbling core and for that I thank him.
