| Mckay's Rants |
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| ***So here it is, the last installment of Mckay's Rants. Since I no longer have Mckay for a teacher, it's too hard to make up uninspired stuff, so this will be the final Rant ever. It will be written from my point of view instead of hers. So this is it*** Monday With the powers of Gator given to Mckay, she soon became unstoppable. Carrying out her mission to destroy all political superpowers, she quickly lay waste to the Earth. That is when we stepped in. The Killer Steak Alliance had been dispanded since their failed attempt to bring down the evil Channel 7 (Well they didn't really fail, but the battle between the two had become a stalemate), and each member had each gone their seperate ways. Upon finding out that John Howard had been disemboweled, Commander Red quickly jumped to his feet only to remember he was living on top a cliff. Tuesday As he gained consciousness after the long fall, Commander Red left to gather his companions. Unfortunately the brave Baboon had died in the Channel 7 battle, so Red first went to find Silverskull. Silverskull decided to deal with a force such as Mckay, you would need outer galactic help. He flew off into outer space to gather his forces. Commander Red never saw him again. After waiting around for Silverskull to return for several minutes, Red went to get the other member. As Red came to Blindreaper's HQ, a mighty explosion was heard. Red looked up to find that Mckay had beaten him to Blindreaper. Since Blindreaper was president of Cuba, Mckay had made him a target. Red was seething with rage and flew up to battle Mckay. Mckay fired a couple hundred blasts at Red but Red only dodged them and the blasts flew to the ground destroying the nearby city. Annoyed at Mcay's recklessness, Red pulled out his mystical sword of mysticalicity, and swung one mighty blow to Mckay's head. Headless, Mckay started to self destruct. Wednesday 24 hours after her head had been chopped off, Mckay finally blew up today. The Earth once again lived in peace. The threat of Mckay was gone but the evil Gator Corp still lived on. Silverskull returned to earth and promised he would help Red defeat them once and for all. Red declined the offer with a little saying: "Even if we defeat the Gator Corporation another Gator Corporation will take it's place. And if we defeat THAT Gator Corporation then a another one will take it's place. It would be a constant cycle of defeating Gator Corporations one after another until you believe that you're not really defeating them in the first place because someone still survives and just regroups them again. No, my friend, we will let them live. Anyway, what's the Earth without evil?" Later Blindreaper showed up. It turns out he hadn't really been killed. He asked Commander Red whether he would accept his help to defeat Gator Corp. Red declined with a simple saying: "Even if we defeat the Gator Corporation another Gator Corporation will take it's place. And if we defeat THAT Gator Corporation then a another one will take it's place. It would be a constant cycle of defeating Gator Cor...." ETC. To prove his point that the Earth can survive with evil, Commander Red became an evil dictator. The aliens that Silverskull went to get came to Earth and enslaved mankind. Blindreaper went back to being President of Cuba. THE END! |
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| Yes, welcome. I'd like to thank Jon Mahashintina for this valuble space on his website. I really appreciate it because as his is such an important website I'm honoured to be here. Well I hope you don't enjoy reading my diary because it's personal and private and as soon as ratings drop on this page it can be taken down an I can get to more important things. Mckay. |
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| Disclaimer: These are not actually Mckay's words. Her words would be in a language we can't understand. I have mearly wrote what I think her week was like. Any misunderstanding is only a misunderstanding. Jon. |