Dirty dirty porn.
Seriously.
Let's be honest. If you're looking at this site, you either 1) accidentally clicked here while looking for porn, or 2) you dropped your keyboard in a post-orgasmic convulsion and somehow entered this URL.
Sorry about that.
For those of us who are not sex freaks, the Web can seem empty and useless.
Some of us make the mistake of thinking people care about us, and crappy webpages are often the result.
I apologize for that too.
So what is the Internet actually good for, other than porn, and Fat Chicks in Party Hats?
Sadly, not much.
But in my opinion, the Internet is like a giant computerized bathroom stall, and, oh look, I just happen to have a Sharpie in my backpack.
So here goes.