All Your Base Are Belong to...shut the fuck up already!!!
We've all seen it by now. The 1989 Sega game Zero Wing has started some sort of cultural phenomenon, and now nerdy Comp-Sci majors all over the nation have begun to Photoshop that damn phrase onto anything and everything. You can even get it on a license plate frame. If I looked down at my asscheeks right now I would be surprised if it wasn't Photoshopped on there. Besides, I personally thought there were much funnier lines in that game, such as "Someone set up us the bomb" and "You have no chance of survive make your time." But anyway...

Like any self respecting pseudo-hipster, I hate anything that becomes that popular. But it got me reminiscing. There were a lot of hilarious things going on in Nintendo games, and most of it we took for granted. I mean, it is a well known fact that foreigners are funny, especially the Japanese. Picture a Japanese tourist. Go on. Give him a Hawaiian shirt and a camera. That's what I thought. Now add their wacky versions of English into American games, and you have comic gold.

So I have decided that I will start the next big fad.... King of Fighters.

Seriously, this game is full of fucked up dialogue, and most of it is much more t-shirt worthy than anything out of Zero Wing.
Plus, Mai is hot.

Without further adieu, my King of Fighters quotes.


Find out how to be a King of Fighters in training, click here
click on Mai's bouncing boobies to see the quotes >>>
HOME
How did you like my ninja-tricks?
[email protected]
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1