Right , how am I going to put this ?! Hmmmmmm Sensibly (Might make a NICE change , Might be frightful ....... In which case it will be "Walkies" time for this Dog !)

So I was an AOL-freak and had been playing around online for some years. Also I "AM" (Still Am) A Chronic Alcoholic ..... I had done one of my normal trips done the Supermarket (= Buy 1 Can of Baked beans (ie / PAY for) and leave with a carefully hidden 2 or 3 bottles of Vodka !)

So after spending the afternoon down the local park and drinking 1 or 2 litres , I headed back home. Found the flat (which when one is that pickled is quite something in itself ! ) , "Oh rats , lost my key ...... Nevermind time for some climbing" ! I therefore ascended around 25ft up a drainpipe and TRIED to get through the Kitchen window ........ Whilst trying to make the "Small jump" from drainpipe to window , I slipped ...... Probably (Although I do not know for sure) trying to keep the Vodka safe ........ Missed the Window ledge and fell 25ft + further 10ft Stairwell on my head. Heads and concrete do not mix to well ! According to all concern I should be dead (BUT Im Still HERE !) 6 Months of (Complete) Unconciousness , Then 1 month in intensive care ...... then After-care Unit AFTER after-care unit ....... Ermmm around 4 years down the road now. And almost (ALMOST but not quite ! ) free of After-care units ! About a year ago my parents asked me what I would like for my Birthday ..... "Hmmmm PC Please" So that 1 appeared then it was "What would you like to do on it" , "Internet , AOL would be good". So me and "AOL" where once more re-united. Upon logging on and seeing the Buddy List , A name Kept bugging me ...... So I added It , But it was a case of "User Not Known" .... So I forgot about it , and carried on playing around online ........ It is almost beyond words that a 6 letter 4 number name should have stayed with me through 3 years (6 Months were in unconciousness) ....... But it DID ! , Her "Real" name is Bonnie which happens to be the name of my fathers yacht ...... Hence we first met ....... Then whilst playing around online I was IM-ed (= AOL Instant Message) By a name that was not known to me , but oddly seemed somewhat familiar ..... So I stopped playing "Silly Games" for a while and started to talk to her , An idea "Kept" plagueing my mind ..... So I just said "I knew someone once ScreenName UkGirl4360 , who reminds me of YOU" , "Hmmmmmm" She said "FINALLY you have got it ......" ! Now that in itself is Fxxxing (ooops Doggy Language !) ....... BUT Her name is NOT The same , Mine is NOT what it once was ....... So how the FxxK did SHE find ME ?! So I asked (In a POLITE Puppy way) "There was a quote in your profile" ........ Now (KEEP The sensible head on Pup !) If you were concentrating you would have seen the quote earlier on ..... "Vocatus atque non vocatus , Deus aderit" ............ Now for those of you who do not know Latin , "Go look it up" , I did ! (Imagine (If you will) a chronic alcoholic perusing through a Latin dictionary in the Local library ...... Because he had read some Philosophy / Psychology that "seemed" to be helping , that had that quote in ...... And it was bugging me ....... So off I go down the Library (Thats about a Mile walk .... which for a drunk pup Is HARD in ITSELF )) "I once knew someone who had that in their profile , who just disappeared four years ago ...... It was something that I did a search on" Now , That to me is BEYOND words ....... If you go look it up youll see what I mean (She only knew as I had once , 4 years , earlier told her ..... And I had staggered over a mile in Alcoholic oblivion to the library to find out .......as I had to know what it meant) When you "Do" know what it means , it in a "funny" way becomes believable ..... (At least "I" think it does!) Now Where Oh Where is my "Silly Puppy" head , High Time for me to get back in character and AVOID headaches ! Ahhhhh There you are !

Back again ........... Oh What a surprise !