User Comments: Date:
10 May 2003
Summary: An excellent adventure
Jesus KICKS ASS!! You gotta see the way he uses his knowledge of Martial
Arts to defeat a whole legion of Roman Soldiers! Freak, best action movie
ever! Jennifer Aniston makes an excellent Princess Leann, although i don't
recall this character from the book? Damn movies always deviate from the
books they come from. *sigh* Ah well, you should see her in the
slave outfit the got her in! *drool* *LOL* Go JUST to see her in
that outfit. Its well worth the $9 admission alone. Heck, i think
i'm gonna hop on ebay right after this & by myself a sweet poster with her on
it! Oh man, i can't get over that one scene where she fights those
seventeenth green aliens by herself...*drool*
9/10
Date: 15 April 2003
Summary: Ahhhhhh damn!
SOOOOO much better then the trailer! F@*&! I hope future
movies can gain some insight into how to use special effects like this
movie! This was great! I was quite impressed by the soundtrack
mostly. Hip Hop works perfectly! The big hip hop dance number
in the end was admitably a bit much, but understandable considering how
many homies Jesus chills with. The dark sets (something that only Tim
Burton could do properly) worked perfectly to match the 'hood theme the
movie got going for it.
10/10
SpaceMonkey_5
Vancouver, BC
Date: 19 April 2003
Summary: Best movie ever!
Ever since I was little I war bored silly with the Bible. Kinda
like Lord of the Rings. Some good stuff in there, just too damn long.
I just assumed where it was so long & had no pictures, it must stink.
Man, I can't believe how WRONG I was! This movie ROCKS! The
talking mutant gorillas that young Jesus was raised by were the
best...ESPECIALLY Papa G. If James Earl Jones doesn't get some kinda
award for this movie, I'll take Jesus' advice & kick some Roman Senate
@$$!! But then, I guess I'm a little bias cuz I love monkeys &
Sci-Fi! hehehe :D And the CGI they did on them made them so
life like. I nearly died laughing when Papa G first met Larry the
Mule! Larry is so foul-mouthed...haha :D Papa G nearly beat the
crap outta him! All I can say is I hope they're all in Jesus 2: The
Resurrection when it comes out! That'd rock!!
10/10
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