Things I'd like to see...
Ever stop and think about how much we've seen in our
short lives on this planet? Well, there's still lots of things that
I haven't yet seen but I'm sure is inevitable. Here's my ever growing
list of things I'd like to see someday. By clicking the name, you'll
be taken to my visual interpretation of how it could look! If you have
any ideas about things you'd like to see, please tell me! The more
the merrier! Oh, and just a small note, so far only the links to #1 and #2 work! Sorry about that one! Whenever I get the time I'll fix up the others too...
1.
Godzilla on Ice
- in the spirit of Disney on Ice, Smurfs on Ice, etc., Godzilla on Ice should
be the next tale to be told on figure skates!
2. Celebrity Boxing: Worf VS Chewbacca
- Celebrity Boxing is a hit on Fox, so why not settle the dispute between
geeks everywhere? Trekkies VS Warries! Klingons VS Wookies! It's
genius!
3.
Disney's Predator
- Disney has done such a great job depicting aliens in the past and reworking
sad stories into happy family fun, so why not rework Predator in the Disney
style and thereby bring the classic tale of Predator to a whole new generation?
4.
Jesus: The Movie
- many biographical movies on the life of Jesus have been done, but never
has a big budgetted special effect laiden movie been produced. Get big
name talent like Christian Slater to play Adult Jesus, Lil Bow Wow as Young
Jesus, and Danny Devito as Adult Jesus' loud mouth badass sidekick would
make this movie perfect. Tap Tim Burton to direct and you've got the year's biggest blockbuster! The movie could only be improved upon if the
soundtrack would be produced by Ol' Dirty Bastard.
5.
Doritos 4D
- since we already have Doritos 3D, and its inevitable that it'll soon wear out its welcome...why haven't Doritos been brought into the
next plane of existance yet? A chip that could single-handedly bridge the
space-time continuum? Why it'd be extratemporal yum!
6.
Star Trek: Law & Order
- both shows continue to multiply and multiply and multiply, so when the
producers of both franchises run out of ideas, its only inevitable that the
two will merge someday.
7.
The Transformers Save Santa
- a made for tv movie about how Optimus Prime & gang rescue Santa Claus
from the evil clutches of Megatron! Introducing a whole new group of Autobots:
Sledbot & the 9 Reindeerions!
8.
The Das Boot Musical
- the tragic story of a German U-boat crew could reach millions more through
large song & dance numbers.
9. A Gone With The Wind Remake
- no, not just any remake though, a martial arts version starring
Jet Li and set in revolutionary China. The Civil war = the revolutionary war and the deep south = the far east, it only seems natural!!
