Seller assumes all responsibility for this useless
item.
NO RESERVE!
WASHED UP MUSICIANS WITH ORIGINAL TAGS!
WHINEY MUSICAL BABIES
ISAAC, TAYLOR, AND ZAC
MMMBOP, AND ALL THOSE OTHER ANNOYING SONGS!
MID TO LATE 1990S NOSTALGIA
This auction consists of one washed up music group from the
dreadful pop era of music in the mid to late 1990s. Blond
haired, for the most part, although two are balding, the boys can
still play their respective instruments but they have just lost
their "cuteness" and most of their fan base now listens to either 50
Cent and/or Linkin Park.
Oldest doesn't look too different now.
Middle one is definitely a closet crossdresser. Youngest
seems poised to star in porn movies sooner or later.
***
ONCE OH SO CUTE!
***
MIGHT MAKE A WONDERFUL GIFT FOR A LITTLE
GIRL!
*****
(SEE PHOTOS)
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Questions? Please ask!
***
For more great buys, check my eBay store this
week - just click on the 'Stores' icon at the top of this
page. I am currently also selling NSYNC (minus Justin Timberlake), the Spice Girls,
Hootie & the Blowfish, & the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
***
PLEASE NOTE: Due to the ever-increasing number of successful
bidders who forget to leave feedback at the end of their
transactions, I will now send out 15 trained seals to throw large
beach balls at you with ferocious vivacity.
*****
THANKS FOR LOOTING AND HAPPY BIDDING!
On Sun Jul
20 03:09:32 PDT 2003, seller added the following information:
Summary of My Selling
Policies
Payment
METHODS ACCEPTED: Credit Card, Deeds, Livestock OTHER: Payment must be received
within 7 hours of auction close, unless other
arrangements have been agreed upon by seller & trust
me you damn well
better have one hell of a good excuse asshole. If payment
is not received within the allotted time, seller
reserves the right to sell to the next-highest bidder or
to dropkick your sorry ass into the next fucking time
zone. And oh, don't worry appropriate feedback will be
left. Ohhhhh yes.
Fees
TAXES: NO HANDLING FEES: Small handling
fee to cover cost of wooden crate the 3 boys will be
stored in, breathing holes optional ($25 per hole)
Shipping
WHERE SHIPPED: International, Interdimensional
Delivery
WHEN SHIPPED: Whenever I feel like it punk!
SHIPPING FREQUENCY: None of your damn business! ALL ITEMS
SOLD ARE SHIPPED VIA MY GRANDMOTHER'S BONNEVILLE
Refunds
& Returns
REFUNDS ALLOWED: Nope! They've already
annoyed me too much! TIMING OF REFUNDS: Hahaha You
really wish! RESTOCKING FEES: $8.9 million
Contact Me
BEST WAY TO CONTACT ME: Email,
[email protected] I NORMALLY RESPOND WHENEVER
I FEEL LIKE IT. LIVE WITH IT DAYS I AM OFF:
Always
BID WITH CONFIDENCE, BID NOW, & BID OFTEN
On
20-Jul-03 at 11:59:38 EDT, seller added the following
information:
Give me any of your major credit cards to keep!!
On
Nov-10-03 at 19:58:22 PST, seller added the following
information:
US
$3.75 (within
Canada) Buyer pays for all shipping costs.
Breathing holes for the boys optional.
Shipping
insurance:
US $1.00 (Optional)
Will ship
worldwide & to other planets
Seller's payment
instructions: ***GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARDS!!*** SORRY!! I CANNOT
ACCEPT PERSONAL OR CASHIERS CHEQUES UNLESS IT IS BLANK!! OTHER
WASHED UP CELEBS ARE NOT CONSIDERED LEGAL TENDER. Livestock
(cows, pigs, emus, lambs, lemurs, and white tigers only) is accepted. Cash,
deeds, and jewellery (BLING BLING BABY) are always welcome.
Shipping charge is the same for USA & Canada for this
item. PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 7 HOURS OF AUCTION CLOSE.
SERIOUS BIDDERS OR PEOPLE WISHING TO USE THE BOYS AT SOME FORM
OF MANUAL LABOUR CAMP ONLY PLEASE!! See Item Description for Note
re: Feedback Policy!
Payment methods
accepted
Cash/Jewellery/Deeds
Livestock
Your credit cards, any one of them will do,
or even better, all!
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