Liza: Both, you think you can handle that?
Junior: Sure, I've handled worse.
Jackson: To quote Shakespeare, "the law is an ass." And frankly Brooke, I think I'm an ass.
Janet: Janet Dillon took an ax, gave Vanessa 40 whacks. When she saw what she had done, she clicked her heels and cried "what fun!"
Lena: Maybe Boyd's going to get lucky!
Myrtle: On my sitting room sofa?!
Myrtle: You know, once, I was engaged to a fire swallower. But my love turned out to be heartburn.
Lena: You don't want to miss the jitterbug contest.
Myrtle: I jittered my bug long ago.
Lena: Don't you ever call me a whore again
Michael: I apologize. Forgive me. You're free to choose your euphemism
Liza: I think Fusion's in big trouble.
Tad: Would that be spelled S-I-M-O-N-E?
Simone: Excuse me. Tad, would you-
Tad: Be interested in being Fusion's sexiest man alive? Sure. Take down this sign. Your prayers are answered.
Henry: I want to kiss you.
Maggie: Well, can you wait until your mother puts down that pitcher of water?
Mia: How do I look?
Simone: Like a bug about to meet a windshield
Simone: That was Smudge on the phone.
Kendall: Really? Well, tell him to give my regards to schmutz and schmutzy.
Mia: What do you want?
Tad: What do I want? That's funny, that's what I was going to ask you. And if your answer was "to drive me crazy," I was going to say "congratulations, because it's working."
Tad: You know, we don't have to worry about that torch anymore.
Liza: You know, if I could find it, I'd know where to stick it.
Lena: Officer Morrison has been assigned to watch my back.
Boyd: Oh, very nice. Where do I sign up for a job like that?
Reggie: Look, I know what to do, ok? I know what happens when you're not careful. I know what goes where and all that other stuff. Look, the last thing I need is a lot of little Reggies running around.
Reggie:You meet them, you like them, you love them, and if I'm like Jack, you know, I get busy. End of story.
"Jer-Bear": Oh, wow! Greenlee's a great name! Is green your favorite color?
Jack: She (Erica) is an experienced, very experienced knot-tier, ok?
Erica: I resent that.
Opal: Yeah, but you can't deny it.
Reggie: What do you need a rehearsal for? You got married, like, 100 times, right? (to Erica)
Kendall: Listen, I have met the most incredible man.
Tad: Yeah, I don't want to brag.
Kendall: What?
Tad: Never mind. Worth a shot.
Tad: Well, it just so happens I've been gainfully employed to find a very mysterious, very attractive guy who single-handedly managed to whip most of the eligible women in Pine Valley into a feeding frenzy.
Reggie: Dog, why you looking? I'm right here.
Tad: It's like working with a flock of chickens (about the Fusion girls)
Erica: Begging for forgivenness?
Mary: Just trying to beat the rush
Simone: Looks like I didnt sleep with Greenlee's father after all
Mary: That doesn't make you any less of a whore
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