Simone: There is no such thing as bad publicity.
Greenlee: Really? Tell that to Martha Stewart.
Erica: What do you think you saw, Reggie?
Reggie: Oh, two horny people about to go get nasty!!!!
Kendall: Hello, Partner, you can't just fire Simone!
Greenlee: Hello, Moron, this is her third arrest in a month!
Adam: Tad Martin, the world's oldest 14-year-old
Greenlee: Have you ever spent a night in jail?
Mia: No. Have you?
Greenlee: Who hasn't?
Simone: And you ride me....
Greenlee: Simone, you get arrested before every full moon, so don't even start with me.
3/18
Greenlee: Why the hell do you care how i feel?
Carlos: Because when you're happy, you're not such a raving bitch.
Greenlee: Did you just call me a bitch?
Carlos: Raving.
Reggie: I'll catch you at the crib, all right?
Jack: Ok, at the crib. I'll see you there then... dawg.
Simone: Whatever helps you sleep at night... alone.
Greenlee: It's better than sleeping with-
simone: Who? Your father?
Greenlee: You said it.
3/24
Simone: If it was me having some gorgeous guy coming over to fix my plumbing --
Kendall: Ok, please, please don't finish that sentence
3/26
Maria: You have a secret weapon for me? Where is it?
Aidan: It's in my pocket.
Maria: Oh. Oh. Are you sure you're allowed to show that to me here in public?
David: Uh-oh, Leora. Looks like Mommy's sitting in the park talking to herself. That's weird, huh? "Yeah, that's weird, Mommy"
Greenlee: Roll your tongues back into your mouths and leave me alone. (to Kendall, Simone and Mia)
3/27
Greenlee: Just play dead and leave me alone. (to Kendall)
Lena: Erica thinks that stamping her feet and shaking her hair is an effective negotiating tool
Mary: I've met somebody.
Greenlee: Of course you have.
Mary: His name is G�nter. He's Austrian, titled, has a castle or two.
Greenlee: Let me guess. You're getting remarried?
Mary: No, for you.
Greenlee: A post card would've been fine.
3/31
Janelle: He has a pacemaker?
Man: Yes, yeah, a pacemaker in his chest. (actually, I thought it was in his foot)
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