Maggie: Well, partner, we survived our first chem lab.
Henry: I guess.
Maggie: Well, we didn't discover the meaning of life, but, hey, you know what? We didn't burn the place down, so i think we did ok.
Maggie: I'm David Hayward's cousin.
Maria: I'd downplay that family tie if I was you.
Regina: Light reading? (To Maria who's reading an Organic Chemistry book)
Maria: Yeah, I hope you don't mind.
Regina: Oh, no, no problem. But for fun, I'd go with Dean Koontz or Stephen King.
Maria: Oh, well, I've got a story that would curl even their toes.
1/22
Tad: There is no reason on earth that Mia should not want to marry a fine, upstanding, red-blooded, hard-working american doctor like yourself.
Jake: Look, don't play this on the surface, Tad.
Tad: No, really. I mean, you're a real catch. I'll marry you.
Jake: Just give it a rest.
Tad: Are you sure? Because Mom and Dad would be real proud if I brought home a doctor.
Reggie: What's fusion? I don't want to work in no nuclear power plant or something like that.
Greenlee: Please. Fusion is not a nuclear power plant.
Trey: Though with Mrs. duPres and my sister kendall running it, sometimes it's pretty close.
Henry: Maybe we shouldn't study in your room.
Maggie: Yeah, that bed is way too tempting.(Pause) Oh, wait, I didn't mean it like that.
1/23
Val: You ought to be out there dancing, throwing yourself in the mosh pit.
Bianca: Getting something pierced?
Val: Hey, don't knock it. It's the best investment I ever made.
Petey: You pay for your part of the meal, and then he won't think that he can get lucky.
Kendall: (sarcastically)Ok, thanks for the tip.
Val:This time, I'm really going. My plants are watered, my computer's shut down--
Bianca: You've made all your long-distance phone calls from the office...
Officer: Are you responsible for this child? (Petey)
Kendall: Yes, yes, I am, but what happened?
Officer: An orgy.
Kendall: A WHAT?!?!?!?!?
1/24
Simone: Greenlee is about ready to detonate. I think we should definitely clear out now.
Mia: Yeah, you're right. She looks just like Mike Tyson did before he bit off Holyfield's ear.
Kendall: Listen, we have a business to run, a business we're trying to start, and we need your whole bitchy self here to do it. (To Greenlee)
Kendall: What do you do, you lie on a couch for 15 minutes and then shriek and cry and then you suddenly feel better?
Greenlee: No, it's more like Lysistrata provokes me.
Kendall: Who? What? It sounds like a mouthwash or something
1/30
Ken (the Lawyer): Were the pictures lewd, any nudity?
Simone: What?
Mia: No! They were of me and my fiance!
Ken: Right -- any lewdness or nudity?
1/31
Kendall: This is what i warned you about, greenlee.
Greenlee: Your gross incompetence?
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