Kendall:Oh, my god, this is so yummy i could drink it. (the lotion)
Trey: An external application is probably a better idea.
Trey: Hey, before I knew Kendall was my sister, I was just like any other hot-blooded guy. I thought she was hot.
Greenlee: Oh, stop before i revisit my breakfast.
1/7/03
Adam: When i was 17, i had two burning desires in my life, to get the hell out of Pigeon Hollow and to get in the back seat of a car with my girlfriend.
J.R.: Oh my...
Adam: They're just kids, for crying out loud. This isn't "Romeo and Juliet."
Stuart: Romeo and Juliet were kids.
Aidan: We even told each other stories before...you know, while we were falling asleep.
Kendall: But I wasn't listening. You know me, I'm very self-involved. If it's not about me, it goes in one ear and out the other.
1/10
Bianca: So you wanted me to be your tour guide into the wonders of gay life in america, help you decide?
Maggie: It sounds sort of dumb when you put it that way.
Maria: People with your I.Q. shouldn't even be driving. (to Kendall)
Kendall: Oh, like you know how to change a tire.
Maria: Yeah.
Kendall: Well, I guess it's not exactly brain surgery.
Kendall: And once you've shared that spotted dick, well, you know --
Maria: You know what? You're really quite disgusting.
1/13
(Woman's scream in a horror movie)
Adam: I didn't know someone could make a sound like that.
Liza: Where's your sense of fun?
Adam: It got stuck in the gum.
1/14
Greenlee: You remember Trey, Leo's brother?
Lysistrata: Mm-hmm.
Greenlee: He kissed me.
Lysistrata: Woo-hoo! It's about time.
Jake: Shoot me.
Mia: Hmm, you know what? I'd rather shoot Marian. "And this is a bathroom, darling, and this is a living room," like we were complete and utter morons.
Greenlee: He's Leo's brother, Lysistrata! There's a huge element of creepy in that.
Lysistrata: Is he not as good of a kisser as Leo? Is that why you're all flustered?
Adam: That interview was not exactly easy to set up!
J.R.: Oh, let me guess -- you got a blister from writing out a check.
Greenlee: This chair is heavy.
Lysistrata: Oh, do you complain about everything?
Greenlee: Gives me something to do.
1/15
Simone: Look bored, look surly. Snarl at them if you want to. God knows I do (To Boyd about the Photographers)
1/16
Kendall: You're still everyone's idol! "St Maria of the Push-Up Bra"
Isabella: Oh, do you have company?
Kendall: Me? Oh, no, no. I don't even have any friends.
Jamie: Wait. I haven't drawn you my family flow chart yet. You know, who's related to who, who's done it with whom and when. I mean, on paper, I swear, it looks just like the British Monarchy.
1/20
Greenlee: Yeah, like the guy you were with all day -- what's his name?
Kendall: How did you know i was with a guy?
Greenlee: You just told me.
Tad: Wow. First you take away a guy's rose. Then you get violent over a piece of bread. Scares me to know you can prescribe medication. (To Jake)
Greenlee: We need a slogan
Kendall: Here's one: "Fusion. For Lips that say 'Duh'"
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