Laura: Get over it!
Greenlee: You gave me my damn engagement ring in an elevator!
Laura: I don't think she liked that, Leo.
Laura: News Flash, Leo-- We're still married. It's bad form to propose when you haven't yet filed for divorce
Leo: How could you compare me to ice cream? How could you call me vanilla? He(Jake) is Mr. Predictable, Mr. Stand-up guy. He's a Martin for crying out loud!"
(to Greenlee)
Greenlee: Where the hell do you get off, duPres?
Leo: Where do I get off?! I just found out you've been comparing me to your favorite ice cream flavors, Greenlee-- and he's the one with nuts!
Greenlee:How can you even put that in the same sentence?
Leo: I'm tired of talking. Yackety, yackety, yackety, yickity yak. It's a flipping downer, ok? For 10 seconds I forget about my mother from hell and all the trouble she's caused me. I'm having fun. You remember fun, right? F--U--whatever...
Leo: Well I do take a good picture, but you know, I doubt the public would buy me as the new Ms. Young Enchantment. Unless, of course, you're coming out for a new line for cross-dressers
Tad: Don't call me boss. Do you call Palmer Cortlandt boss?
Leo: Actually he prefers 'Your Majesty'
Greenlee: Is it any wonder Erica turns to me when she has one daughter, you, who's about as charming as the floor of a cow barn, and another,Lesbianca, who keeps going for straight girls who either ditch her or get themselves killed!
(to Kendall)
Leo: Try this-- You come home from school, toss your books on the shelves and say "Hey Mom, I'm Gay!"
Bianca: And then I call you to scrape her off the ceiling?
Leo: You know what your problem is?
Bianca: You want a list in alphabetical order?
Leo: Greenlee and I are getting married
Vanessa: Oh, not that tired old plot!
Greenlee: Kendall hates me more than acne!
Greenlee: When she (Erica) told me she thought of me as a daughter, I was flattered; but then if you look at the way she treats her own kids, I should've run for the hills!
Mary: My daughter is marrying a gigolo whose mother is a criminally insane drug-trafficker!
Greenlee: Don't flatter yourself. Oh -- wait. I'm sorry. If you didn't do that, who else would?(To Leo)
Greenlee:Okay, Kendall. You can take your lips off my very firm butt now. I know when I'm being played, and you're about five shades short of subtle.
Leo: Was that before or after you wanted to adopt that horse?
Greenlee: It was my first carriage ride as Mrs. du Pres. I wanted a souvenir.
Greenlee:I should be shot.
Val: I volunteer.
Greenlee: Please! Me jealous of Miss You-Couldn't-Pry-My-Knees-Apart-With-A-Crowbar? I don't think so. (About Becca)
Bianca: Leo, don't you have any poetry in your soul?
Leo: I've got a few assorted limericks
Greenlee: You ruined my dress so you could yell at my family?
Leo: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Greenlee: A nice, long stretch behind bars.
Erica: No time off for good behavior.
Greenlee:And a bunkmate named Bubba who wants to be his special friend(about Trey going to jail)
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