Maggie: So were a lot of girls.
Bianca: Yeah, and most of them wanted to be the Spice Girls. I wanted to marry them.
Maggie: Oh, got it.
Bianca: Kendall, what I said before about you inspiring me --
kendall: Well, I hope it involves Vermont and a wedding ceremony with you and your bride wearing white tuxedos and comfortable shoes.
Bianca: You know, for the longest time, I have tried to figure out what i want to do with my life.
Kendall: I'm telling you, Vermont. Raise goats, make your own sandals from old tires -- that sort of thing.
Kendall: You should be the poster-boy for construction workers who fail to use their hard hats. (to Aiden)
Bianca: She...had no right to come in here and just start...
Kendall: Throwing her weight around? She may not have much to throw, but it sure does pack a wallop, doesn't it? (about Erica)
Erica: What were you doing in my new apartment? I haven't moved in yet. No one knew that I was there. I was simply waiting to surprise Chris Stamp.
Kendall: With a blunt object?
Erica: You know, I wouldn't stoop to suggesting what you can do with your so-witty remarks. Even with your lack of imagination, I'm sure you can figure it out. (to Kendall)
Greenlee: You know I had a thing for Ryan once?
Bianca: Hmm, I think they call that stalking.
Erica: That can't go unpunished!
Bianca: Kendall's punishment is having to be Kendall!
Kendall: Cruella duPres over here...
Greenlee: Every time i open my mouth, it's like these big, giant toads come out. It's like we speak two different languages. (About her and Carlos)
Kendall: Well, hello, you do!
Kendall: We've also got ringside seats for the clash of the titans.
Greenlee: Oh, you mean your sleazy boyfriend staging a public coup, humiliating Erica?
Kendall: Well, doesn't that give you the warm fuzzies?
Aiden: Have you ever loved someone so much-
Kendall: What? So much you howl at the moon and buy a voodoo doll
Greenlee: I'd love to catch up with you. Is that so unbelievable?
Bianca: Totally.
Greenlee: And this "Simone de Boudoir"
Kendall: And "Mia Nepotism"
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