Erica: You know something, Mother, you really should stop watching those soap operas; they're scrambling your brain!
Mona:You know something, Erica, with a daughter like you, I don't need to watch soap operas; I live in them.
David: Oh, I keep forgetting! It's Erica's world and the rest of us just live in it!
Erica: And you should be grateful!
Erica: Kendall, you make it sound like all you have is a bad personality!
Erica: I'm sober, not a saint!
Erica: You went to see Bianca?
Kendall: Yeah, and she's mutated into a mini version of you! You should get her a leash!
Erica: I'm just going to make a little stop to powder my nose.
Chris: Your nose looks great and so does the rest of you.
Erica: Well, you see? Then you have nothing to worry about because when we go into that dining room, nobody's going to be looking at you.
Chris: Ryan! Kendall! On behalf of your mother and me, you two are so grounded. (When he and Erica find them making out on the floor)
Erica: Is there something wrong with subtle persuasion?
Jack: No, not at all. But Erica, you're about as subtle as a fully-loaded Mack truck going 80 miles an hour.
Erica: Well, she (Vanessa) underestimated the power of a mother's love.
Opal: And that's because she eats her young
Erica: Bianca, this isn't about gender! What do you think I would have done
if I had found you with a boy in your room?
Bianca: Gee, I dunno, Mom. Cartwheels?!
Greenlee: I knew hooking up with you was a bad idea. Why didn't I listen to my inner voice?
Kendall: Maybe because it's as grating and obnoxious as your outer one?
Erica: You went to see Bianca?
Kendall: Yeah, and she's mutated into a mini version of you! You should get her a leash!
Kendall: You were the little sister from hell
Bianca: Hey, I had issues
Kendall: Hell, Bianca
Kendall: Ryan, your father took a bullet for you! Hell would freeze over and Erica would go blonde before she ever did that for me!
Ryan: Our cases really aren't very similar.
Kendall: No, you're right. I found out I'm not who I thought I was at a much more impressionable age.
Ryan: Which explains why you're a whole lot more screwed up than I am.
Ryan: Do you get off on thinking other people are as warped as you are?
Kendall: No, Sunshine, you've got the corner on that!
Kendall: Whatever else I might be, at least I'm not you. (To Ryan)
Kendall: If I didn't know any better, I would think you were trying to get rid of me. But why would you do that?
Aidan: Maybe someday I�ll give you a list.
Page 2