Kendall: She(Laurie) told me that you were taken and I should back off.
J.R.: Oh, did she?
Kendall: She did. There was even a little hissing and turning green.
Anna: it's morning sickness.
Maria: Well... it's(pause) nighttime.
Joni: Laurie, your dad's waiting for you in the parking lot. If you take off now, he'll ground you for sure.
Kendall: Who died and made you hall monitor?
12/27
Simone: I attended your benefit at your home. It was absolute-
Liza: It certainly was.
Liza: A husband slam? This from a woman who has a running tab at the bridal store? (To Erica)
Mia: I don't really know anything about cosmetics.
Greenlee: That's not a news flash...
12/30
Petey: Is this one of those 1970s throwback touchy-feely consciousness-raising sort of things, where you trash guys and try to figure out your inner goddess?
Greenlee: Someone toss that kid back in the corn field.
Greenlee: I have nothing in common with that trailer trash on a stick.
Kendall: Did you hear what that little garden gnome just call me?
12/31
Kendall: This is the first time in my life I've actually enjoyed getting to work at the crack of dawn.
Simone: Kendall, it's 9:30.
Kendall: Your point being
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