Erica: That can't go unpunished!
Bianca: Kendall's punishment is having to be Kendall!
12/4
Kendall: I told you there is nothing going on between me and J.R. He's pure as the flipping snow
Greenlee: God, i feel sorry for you -- a dragon of a mother, a psycho sister, and that gay thing(to Bianca)
Greenlee: I'm as well as i've been in since -- well, a long time.
Trey: Have you been popping medication?
12/6
Liza: Adam was cheating on me. I knew that.
Tad: So you ask for a big divorce settlement. You don't shove somebody out a window.
12/9
Kendall:I don't have five bucks for one of those violent comic books.
Petey: It's not a comic book. It's a graphic novel. You know, art.
Kendall: He's a sweet boy.
Palmer: There's not a sweet molecule in that body (About Petey)
Kendall: I remember you telling me that i shouldn't care about anyone else's opinions, that I have to believe in myself and make my dreams come true.
Palmer: You have me confused with a greeting card.
Kendall: Ask him.(Boyd) He'll confirm it.
Greenlee: If he does, it's because you're blackmailing him -- or sleeping with him.
Palmer: I think the two of you should team up, work together. I think good things would come of that.
Petey: Yeah. (makes explosion noise)
Greenlee: You'll never go broke as long as there's a lamppost that you can stand under.(to Kendall)
12/10
Hayley: I sure hope your parents like him.(Her fiance)
Jamie-lynn: They love him. But it's not like my real dad would sink him in concrete if he didn't.
hayley: Yeah, my dad would... but that's another story
12/11
Anna: So much as a smirk and you die, ok?
Maggie: You look adorable
Anna: I am not "adorable." "Adorable" is a kitten. I am a couch. (trying on maternity clothes)
Anna: Why is it the bigger you get, the louder the pattern? Like it's going to hide the fact that you ate a cheese wheel.
Anna: Oh, you look amazing. That's beautiful.
Maggie: You look --
anna: Like a window treatment.
Maggie: Take up a hobby.
Anna: A what?
Maggie: Be-dazzle something.
Anna: I think that's how i got pregnant.
Tad: How does the man do it? Takes intelligent, self-respecting women and turns them into complete twinkies. (about Adam)
12/19
Maria: Would you be crushed if I went by myself?
Edmund: Not even minutely squeezed.
12/24
Trey: I can't believe you brought a fruitcake.
Kendall: Well, you brought me. Which do you think greenlee's going to hate more?
Erica: Well, isn't this cozy. I know who's getting coal in their stockings this year. (To Adam and Brooke)
Greenlee: J.R.! My first party crasher!
J.R.: I'm sorry --
Greenlee: Excellent! Mingle!
JR: If I have to spend one more Christmas Eve with him(Adam), I'm going to shove a tree up his --
kendall: All right, all right. No visuals, ok?
Anna: This fruitcake, you know, is actually very good.
Maggie: Yeah, maybe if you're pregnant.
Anna: Am i pregnant? Wow
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