Edward: Courthouse? Jason wouldn't walk past a courthouse without an attorney
Skye: "Black sheep gives away baby sold at birth," hmm?
A.J.: Doesn't get much more romantic than that, now, does it? (At Jax and Skye's wedding)
Ned: You're obviously going somewhere, so let me take you for a ride. That would be a role reversal for you, wouldn't it? (To Carly)
Edward: You know what I like about you?
Reginald: No.
Edward: Neither do I.
Monica: Good night Juan
Juan: Good night, Mrs.Quartermaine
Emily: Good night, Mr. Santiago
Armando: Good night, Emily
Alan: What is this? The Waltons?
Lois: Where is your mother anyways?
Ned: Maybe some helpful little girl in Kansas dropped a bucket of water on her.
Edward: Now I promise you within 6 months I am going to have that baby away from Jason, and the day I do, his name will be changed to Edward Louis Quartermaine III.
Ned: "Sonny" for short
Robin: Are you gonna explain to me how A.J. came to be the father of Carly's baby?
Jason: They had sex.
Jason: Brenda, I would never let anything happen to you.
Brenda: Right, no matter how much you hate me.
Jason: Yeah, right, no matter how much you hate me.
Courtney: I just can't imagine you in a tacky wedding chapel. I mean, it was tacky, right? It had to be.
Jason: You have no idea...
Melissa: Maybe you(Skye) care a little more about your grandfather than you're willing to admit.(When she stays at the hospital with Edward)
Skye: Or maybe I'm just a victim of inertia and I'm simply too lazy to move.
AJ: You know, a funny thing happens when you connect your knuckles to a hard surface...it's called knocking. (To Skye)
Ned: I can think of a lot of adjectives, but "jolly" isn't one of them. (To Edward dressed as Santa)
Jason: Hey, if you don't shut up, I WILL be convicted for murder because I'll kill you right here. (to Brenda)
Edward: Contemplating throwing yourself off the pier?
Jax: Not in a million years.
Edward: Hmm. Pity.
Ned: Why are you suddenly so fascinated with my personal life? What, are you bored because you have no wife to stalk? (to AJ)
Skye: Well, take care, kiddo, because at this rate, in this family, you could grow up to be someone like me. (To Kristina)
Courtney: Jason is convinced that you walk on water.
Emily: Oh, well, that is because my brother is amazingly intelligent and perceptive.
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