Maggie: What I�m saying is your mother is one of a kind. But so are you.
Bianca: Oh, yes, we are all special and unique. I got that in kindergarten and in group therapy.
Bianca: When we were little, Timmy Dillon convinced me that there was a monster in that lake.
Maggie: And you're still freaked?
Bianca: I just -- I don't like swimming where I can't see who I'm swimming with.
Maggie: You re swimming with me, you freak.
Bianca: Ok. Well, when I was 12 or 13, I realized that the way I felt for girls was different from the way I felt for boys. I don't -- it was a lot of things. My friends, when they were all raging for Pearl Jam, I was nuts about the Spice Girls. I mean, nuts, Maggie.
Maggie: So were a lot of girls.
Bianca: Yeah, and most of them wanted to be the Spice Girls. I wanted to marry them.
Maggie: Oh, got it.
Maggie: Well, Frankie would've been really proud of you.
Bianca: Frankie would've hurled.
August 21
Greenlee: I haven't seen airborne piggies flying this morning, so this can't be happening, right? (to Kendall in her office)
Maggie:God. Mommy's sister tried to turn me into a Popsicle.
Kendall: Well, my methods don't exactly make me a lot of friends.
Greenlee: They get you arrested.
Kendall: Yes, but they work.
Greenlee: Oh, which is why you're Mrs. Ryan Lavery as we speak?
Greenlee: I think a fleet of pigs was just spotted buzzing around the building.
Kendall: So, remember, I want a corporate car and an expense account.
Greenlee: Would you believe a skateboard and a free lunch at Christmas?
August 23
Leo: I heard something in her voice.
Greenlee: Leo, she's a party line. How do you know which one you're talking to? (About Vanessa)
August 26
Leo:Maybe there's a personality in there somewhere with a treasure map. (about Vanessa)
August 27
Kendall: Oh, look at you. You've been pretending to be someone else for as long as I�ve known you, which means that you test positive for the Vanessa gene. (To Trey/Ben)
August 29
Leo: Was that before or after you wanted to adopt that horse?
Greenlee: It was my first carriage ride as Mrs. du Pres. I wanted a souvenir.
Liza:You're about as scary to me as soggy cereal. (To David)
August 30
Kendall: If I didn't know any better, I would think you were trying to get rid of me. But why would you do that?
Aidan: Maybe someday I�ll give you a list.
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