David: He (Leo) wanted to stay in there, take a moment to think about the good times(with Vanessa). I believe it's going to be a very short moment.
Trey:Your mother just died and you sit out here making snide remarks?
David: Well, you see, that's because this is a hospital and cartwheels aren't allowed.
Dr. Spencer: It's a miracle. (that Vanessa's alive)
David: More like a curse.
Maggie:Well, you know, there's only one way this could've happened. (Vanessa being alive)
Trey: What's that?
Maggie: Well, she arrived in hell and the devil wouldn't take her
Kendall: You don't like the idea of us(Kendall and Greenlee) teaming up together because you know it's bad news for you.
Chris: I'd say that's bad news for the whole world, kendall.
Erica: And I'd say don't worry about it. Because sooner or later, one of them is going to devour the other one. You know, just like on those nature specials?
August 5
Kendall: Bianca! You and Aidan? Has the Good Ship Lesbo sailed into the Bermuda Triangle? You do realize he's a man, right?
Aidan: All the noise people make -- usually, it's to cover the fact that there's nothing much there. (t0 Kendall)
Leo: Oh. Damn it, i love us. (about him and Greenlee)
Bianca: Kendall, what I said before about you inspiring me --
kendall: Well, I hope it involves Vermont and a wedding ceremony with you and your bride wearing white tuxedos and comfortable shoes.
Bianca: You know, for the longest time, I have tried to figure out what i want to do with my life.
Kendall: I'm telling you, Vermont. Raise goats, make your own sandals from old tires -- that sort of thing.
August 7
Brooke:So, you have any brilliant ideas for our nonrehearsal party?
Edmund: Yeah. Let's just invite people, they show up, and we see what happens. What do you think? That's enough planning for me.
Mateo: He's flashing his new teeth trying to pick up on girls and wiggles a baby macarena if the teeth don't score.
Tim: Looks like they unloaded more than just my liver, right? (About Enzo)
Greenlee: If you hear me scream, be a hero. (to the guard as she goes in Vanessa's room)
August 12
Greenlee: Don't Treat me like i'm Ethel Mertz.
Leo: That's a good analogy. Just think landlady
Kendall: It's so cute the way you think I'm going to listen to you. (To Aidan)
Kendall: What, are you running for the mayor of the I-Hate-Kendall campaign? (To Aidan)
August 13
Edmund: It sounded like there was a woman moaning.
Brooke: Honey, it's that kind of motel!!
August 14
Greenlee:Okay, Kendall. You can take your lips off my very firm butt now. I know when I'm being played, and you're about five shades short of subtle.
Bianca: All right, just tell me the truth -- am I totally out of my league waltzing into Enchantment and starting at the top of the corporate food chain?
Maggie: Maybe out of your mind...
Brooke: Ah, The Pine Cone has charm, doesn't it? Bagels in bed.
Edmund: And dripping faucets.
Brooke: Hey, ambience.
Edmund: Broken bedsprings.
Brooke: Well, whose fault is that?
August 16
Kendall: Why'd she ditch you? You eat fish and chips in bed? Leave the lid up? That's always bad form. Maybe she couldn't understand your English. (To Aidan)
Kendall: News at 11:00 -- Aidan Devane has a heart.
August 19
Jake: You, Tad Martin, lie? I'm stunned.
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