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1/ Women wear high heels to bed.
2/ Men are never impotent.
3/ When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4/ If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5/ Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6/ Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
7/ Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8/ Women always orgasm when men do.
9/ A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10/ All women are noisy fucks.
11/ People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12/ Those tits you see are real.
13/ A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14/ Men always groan, "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15/ If there are two men, they "high five" each other. (And the girl isn't disgusted!)
16/ Double penetration makes women smile.
17/ Asian men don't exist, just the women.
18/ If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19/ There's a meaningful plot.
20/ When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by slapping her on the butt.
21/ Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22/ Men always pull out before they cum.
23/ When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she will only be momentarily pissed off before jumping in bed with both of you.
24/ Women never have headaches... or periods.
25/ When a woman is sucking a man's cock it is important for him to remind her to "suck it!"
26/ Assholes are always clean.
27/ A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28/ Women always look pleasantly suprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29/ Men don't have to beg for blowjobs.
30/ When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.