(the sequel!!!)
You don't think I was going to be cheap and put up just one page of jokes to slag men with, do you?
Many women do like me, mostly as a friend, probably because unlike most men they know. I listen to what they have to say.
You don't think I'm the type to let a good joke go in one ear and out the other. If you have any comments, jokes, or if you just want to say HI! to me. Please sign my guest book... Have fun!
"The Joketender"
* KIDNEYS: They always go to the bathroom in pairs.
* SPONGES: They're soft and squeezable, and boy, can they retain water.
* WEB PAGES: Constantly being hit on by horny men.
* PHOTOCOPIERS: Once they are turned of, they take a long time to warm up. They are an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. They can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
* HOURGLASSES: Over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
* T.V. REMOTE CONTROLS: They give a man pleasure. They'd be lost without them, and, even though men never know the right buttons to push, they insist on trying anyway.
* SWISS ARMY KNIVES: Even though they appear useful for a wide variety of things, they spend most of their time opening bottles.
* TIRES: The older they get, the balder they get and they are usually over inflated.
* HOT AIR BALLOONS: To get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them... And, of course, there is the hot air part.
* SHOES: They usually need polishing and they are often found with their tongues hanging out.
* ZIPLOC BAGS: Even though they hold everything inside, you can still see right through them.
* SUBWAYS: They use the same old lines to pick people up.
* HAMMERS: They haven't evolved much in the last 5,000 years, but they are handy to have around, especially when you need to take out your frustrations and hit something.