From, your pal:
"The Joketender"
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and imediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!" Still curious he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air dried his behind. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yeilded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
The next day...
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button. That stands for "Automatic Tampon Remover!"
"The Joketender"
10. If it itches, you can reach it; and no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
9. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places when you get older.
8. Personal hygien is a blast. No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
7. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
6 No one thinks the less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
5. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe will amuse you for hours.
4. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
3. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone elses fault.
2. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
1. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.
