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Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama's...Bus
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a
dollar to ride.
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama's So Dumb...
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a
booty call.
Yo Mama's Underwear
Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo mama's So Hairy
Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to
the bathroom.
Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so fat... door
Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the
other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's...Old
Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Yo mama's...Fat
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee
Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama's Underwear
Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone
number.