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Mommy mommy 01
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
Mommy mommy 02
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
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Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!
Shut up and get in the oven!
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Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....
Mommy mommy 03
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!
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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!
Mommy mommy 04
Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie's ear.
Billy! Let go of her ear!
All right Billy, give me the ear.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.
Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.
Mommy mommy 05
Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.
Shut up son and keep swimming.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
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Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?
Shut up and reload.
Mommy mommy 06
Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
Shut up and shoot again!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.
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Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!
Shut up or I'll flush it again!
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Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.
Shut up or I'll flush it again.