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You're So Stupid... Color TV
You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you
asked, “What color?”
Yo mama's...Bus
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a
dollar to ride.
POV
An Insult:
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that
far up my ass!
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and
your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!”
Yo Mama's so hairy... armits
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts
yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad
was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells
at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Obese Michigan Mammas
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
A man walks out of a bar totally
hammered...
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman.
She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
You're So Poor
You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it central air.
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out
and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
Yo mama's So Fat... born
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''
Yo mama's so Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said
"Crabs!"
Yo mama's so stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.
Shut Up
If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!
New York State of Mind
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!