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You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Ya know, you look really *hot*! You must be real reason for global warming.
Go ahead, make a pass at me. I dare ya!
I'd love to be the reason you don't get any sleep tonight.
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
No, that's not a banana.
He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?
She (sheepishly): Yes.
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?
She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price.
I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
Gorgeous hair. But it'd be even better brushing against my thighs.
He: You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime.
She: No, thanks.
He: Aw, c'mon! Lower you're standards a little. *I* did...
Yo. You'll do.
I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck?
Do you believe in one night stands?
Look slut!! You're not gonna get anyone better than me.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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