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[MORE PICK UP LINES]
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Hi I'm (your name) I swallow
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Mines bigger than his want proof?
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand." *****
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
(stand next to the girl) Hey do you think you could ask this girl to give me her name and number? (answer:Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because she is standing right next to me.
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