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Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
Tell me how my cum tastes.
Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.
i`m still a virgin, i`m just not very good at it
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
I'm like Domino's. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Do you have room in your life for a new friend?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
Here's your chance to get to know me.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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