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[MORE PICK UP LINES]
There's a fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
A friend of mine who walked up to a young lady in a club and simply asked, "Are you ready to go home now?" She smiled a bit, stood up, and they left together.
Interested in a hot and steaming dish of conversation?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?
It's always good for you to see me again.
You should be someone's wife. Mine
What can I do to make you mine?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
I wonder what our children will look like.
If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
I'm available for the next hour or two.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
I have only three months to live. Will you help me make these next few weeks the happiest days of my life?
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