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[MORE PICK UP LINES]
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
If I gave you a negligee for your birthday, would there be anything in it for
me?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
Gorgeous hair. But it'd be even better brushing against my thighs.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I am not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
You must be lost, because I have never seen anyone so beautiful/gorgeous in this place before.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
You are the reason men fall in love.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women (or men) look really bad.
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?
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