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So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just
conversation?
I would kill or die to make love to you.
I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.
Fancy a fuck?
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come down
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Hi, my name's (your name). Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
Hi, I'm new to this area and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
I'd like to know the ingredients in the recipe that cooked you up...after I've
had a good taste of you, of course.
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to fuck me, don't you?
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
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