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[MORE PICK UP LINES]
So... How am I doin'?
(Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?
He: I'm a really good cook!
She: What do you cook best?
He: Breakfast in bed! (grin's)
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.
You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
That's a nice watch. It would look great on my nightstand.
I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
"Smile if you want to sleep with me."
then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
Said to someone who is working at a job (waiter/waitress, salesperson, etc.):
What time do you get off and how?
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