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- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
- My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
- Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
- Can I flirt with you?
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR:checking to see if you're the right size.*****
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.*****
- If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?**
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?****
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?****