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- Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
- Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
- How was heaven when you left it?
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
- Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
- I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
- Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.OR:I want to call your mother and thank her.
- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?